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Hello. My name is Kim and I’m a myspace-aholic.
I apologize to the LJ world. I am ashamed that I left without even saying goodbye.
A recap shall we…
So I am completing my first year as a Pierce subject. People normally ask , “is there something in life that you regret and would take it back if you could?”… now I say ..”hell ya… I would have taken my sat’s gone away to college and never have been sucked into the Pierce community!!!”
Luckily I have not joined the majority of the student body. Those trips to SB gave me initiative. :clicking my red heels: I will succeed.. I will succeed!
From the first day as a mimi employee… I wanted to use my bowtie as a noose. Almost a year later and my initial thought still remains in my gut. ..yet the tips hold me back.
I believe that people should pass a customer test before entering any restaurant. There are only a few simple rules each individual should follow.
1. Respond to the server
2. Be courteous
3. Buy a lot of food
4. Compliment the server
5. TIP WELL YOU MOTHERF*CKERS!
I have classified the types of customers that mimis encounter on a daily basis.
Class A:
Old Folks- Yet in this category you have 2 types of old people. You have…
Class A 1- Old people who are cute and nice… yet they give you a 25 cent tip.
---I am not going to go to college on a 25 cent tip asshole.---
Class A 2- They are old and bitchy and they require an individual server to satisfy all their old-ass needs because they are old and they believe they deserve it.
---Old people do not any excuses for their ignorance and bitchy mannerisms! You are old… and soon you will die. Do you want to die quicker you dumbfuck!?!!---
Class B:
Families with kids-
People with families believe they deserve special treatment because they got knocked up and have a few bastards. They spoil their children and expect the server to do the same.
I’ve always hated kids and when they drop everything on the floor helps encourages me to become infertile.
Class C:
Rich Pricks
People who come in with a suit and laptop and love to make you feel less human because they hold a wad of money in their pants pocket, which can also be mistaken for something else if positioned property.
ON the upside… they tip well to show off their money. I don’t see a downside.
Class D
Races
I refuse to discuss this category since I do not want to be
shot.
---
Summer is approaching.. I’ve got the self-tanner out, plans up the wazoo, and a somewhat diet kinda working. It shall be good times indeed.
On a side note: I love riz
And I think that is all.
Fuck you.
I apologize to the LJ world. I am ashamed that I left without even saying goodbye.
A recap shall we…
So I am completing my first year as a Pierce subject. People normally ask , “is there something in life that you regret and would take it back if you could?”… now I say ..”hell ya… I would have taken my sat’s gone away to college and never have been sucked into the Pierce community!!!”
Luckily I have not joined the majority of the student body. Those trips to SB gave me initiative. :clicking my red heels: I will succeed.. I will succeed!
From the first day as a mimi employee… I wanted to use my bowtie as a noose. Almost a year later and my initial thought still remains in my gut. ..yet the tips hold me back.
I believe that people should pass a customer test before entering any restaurant. There are only a few simple rules each individual should follow.
1. Respond to the server
2. Be courteous
3. Buy a lot of food
4. Compliment the server
5. TIP WELL YOU MOTHERF*CKERS!
I have classified the types of customers that mimis encounter on a daily basis.
Class A:
Old Folks- Yet in this category you have 2 types of old people. You have…
Class A 1- Old people who are cute and nice… yet they give you a 25 cent tip.
---I am not going to go to college on a 25 cent tip asshole.---
Class A 2- They are old and bitchy and they require an individual server to satisfy all their old-ass needs because they are old and they believe they deserve it.
---Old people do not any excuses for their ignorance and bitchy mannerisms! You are old… and soon you will die. Do you want to die quicker you dumbfuck!?!!---
Class B:
Families with kids-
People with families believe they deserve special treatment because they got knocked up and have a few bastards. They spoil their children and expect the server to do the same.
I’ve always hated kids and when they drop everything on the floor helps encourages me to become infertile.
Class C:
Rich Pricks
People who come in with a suit and laptop and love to make you feel less human because they hold a wad of money in their pants pocket, which can also be mistaken for something else if positioned property.
ON the upside… they tip well to show off their money. I don’t see a downside.
Class D
Races
I refuse to discuss this category since I do not want to be
shot.
---
Summer is approaching.. I’ve got the self-tanner out, plans up the wazoo, and a somewhat diet kinda working. It shall be good times indeed.
On a side note: I love riz
And I think that is all.
Fuck you.