it's a long and hard road ahead...
written 7-11-05
Once again I shall ramble as I sit here... working for Ronald... drinkin a Pibb…
The hunt for the great october was once one hell of a game. Now as I play again, the enthrallment has sunk into complete devastation. One only longs for endorsement of seeing those large bold letters reading “THE END” .
BREAKING NEWS! A new pirate adventure to report! With a sudden recast.. the pirate adventures resumed this previous week of the end. We set sail on the high seas at the hour of eight as we ventured upon all that temps me and my essence. The toys and gadgets bring me back to my younger years, only with the addition of hormones and fascination. On a side note, people are sick fucks. In example, the sick bastard with an eye for photography. That man is the next MJ in the making.
A few quotes of the evening if you will…
“Ouch! Ok, you guys don’t have one so you don’t understand how much that hurts me right now.”-the riz
”ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! :barfing noises: gag!” -jenny….my link to sanity
”I don’t want to see your mouth unless there is a c*ck in it!” - yours truly
Definitely one of the best pirate adventures yet recorded. That is what Kim likes to call some muthafuckin good times!
ATTENTION! I MET JOHNNY DEPP! Sort of. He kind of looked like him, yet he smelled awfully horrid. I expect the “real” Johnny to smell my candy as my mentor once told me.
I would like to say a quick hello to all those creatures who wrote such heartfelt entries in my yearbook followed by the infamous KIT symbol. Good to know that you will do amazing in life with the bullshitting abilities you have gained. I have high hopes for you all. I am trying to restrain my anticipation as I await your mug shot in the 10 o-clock news. Your misfortune is my absolute pleasure.
written 7-17-05
National Johnny Day 4 was a complete success. We first set sail in the early noon as the sun was at it’s peak. We faced some treacherous waters in the beginning of our journey but all was well as we sailed along to our destination…. The Land of Willy Wonka! Expectations were as high as ever, yet Depp never disappoints. A thought… “a chocolate covered Johnny……” Our ship was 1/3 empty for the first holiday in history yet we are getting accustomed to the adventures of the great and powerful JK! Fun times indeed.
The following day I slapped on a few gallons of sun block and galloped along the sandy beaches of Southern Shithole California. I love how people get the fullfilment of swimming in fece infested waters drowned in whale sperm.
Then the fun times began!!! Jenny you are one hell of a kid. JK adventures have never been so much fun… completed by a ill-advised blonde who runs into screens (me), a toucan sam, a gay, a molester, and a barf boy. These are the stories I shall tell those adopted Cambodian children.