Sextrology.... a little late in the game.
OOC: Sorry, LJ isn't recognizing the cut HTML.
Aries Woman
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Heterosexual
Typically not a day goes by without Aries female getting off, one way or another. She is a notorious masturbator, something she'd readily admit. She plays with herself during sex as well, not wanting to waste time having the guy to do it- no matter how adept he is. Besides she doesn't want him distracted from the simple role he's there to perform, and that is to ram her, expertly nd thoroughly. Sucking a guy is pretty low on her priority list, as the act somewhat offends Aries's no service sensibilities. She may experiment with anal sex, although it seem to her, quite literally beside the point. Intercourse is the thing. She is an aficioando of positions and a connoisseur of techniques, highly skilled in her role as the wildest ride on the planet. Sex with her always seems somewhat competitive. She is aroused by seeing a man squirm and may engage in erotic acts aimed at having her way with decidedly submissive types. Still, as basically unpsychological character, one not easily given to fetishes, this proclivity rarely progresses to the whips and chain stage. At some point, Arie's penis envy may be played out in one way or another. For Aries, all sexual activity should have at least a small dose of shock value to it, especially where there is an opportunity for a bit of exhibitionism on her part. She gets off on being watched - lights on, shades up- and she has a weakness for sex in public, which is really all about her hope that she and her lover will be noticed. The typical Aries is relatively lacking in maternal instincts, which helps to explain why she often seeks a man who will mother her, that is, when they're not in the bedroom.
Straight turn-ons: Younger men, swarthy looks, rugged builds, body hair, stubble, beards, large penises, foreskin, f-f-m threesomes, sex-on-the-side, mutual masturbation, labores, lumberjacks, big hands, meaty forearms, girl on top, face sitting, (active) b+d, humiliation, cuckolding, groveling, (passive) analingus, standing sex, on the floor, one night stands, male rape fantasies, strangers, casual sex, male strippers, escorts, role-reversal, male locker rooms, sweat, body odor
Homosexual
Though practically all Aries females will find themselves in bed with another woman at some point, when the Ram identifies as gay, she does so unequivocally. Unlike straight Aries, who, in sleeping with a woman, seeks to express a near bratty dominance over another female, the gay Aries is looking for the exact opposite experience- she is generally drawn to even more domineering women with whom she can play at being a bit of a sex object herself. Gay Aries can get very girly- indulging in the sort of feminine trappings that would send straight Ram girls running for the hills. She essentially shares her alphafemale status with her lover, whom she'll let play the part of decision maker and parental advicer while she commits to her own starring role as a worshiped and indulged ingenue, no matter her actual age. Aries does tend to connect with, even slightly, older lovers, at once butcher and certainly more mothering than herself. As a rule, gay Aries wants to be done for in the bedroom, the rather onesided recipient of sexual activity, requiring her lover to be happiest in the position of service to her, orally or otherwise. The only thing Aries may miss about heterosexual contact is the very real penetration if afforded. In a steady lesbian relationship it will be her lover who'll need to do the requisite strapping on or endeavoring to stimulate the Aries with similary probing toys or techniques.
Gay turn-ons: Younger women, blonds, femmes, straight, married women, (active) seduction, (passive) worship, (active) penetration, performing striptease, threesomes, foursomes, one-night stands, first encounters, face sitting, struggle, rough-housing, fingering, mouth music, (active) teasing, lite torture, strangers, f-m-m threesomes, double dildos, biting, nibbling, rubbing, humping, scissoring, mind games, (active) lite s+m
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Sex
You scored higher than 99% on Starsign
Link: The Sextrology Test written by KamikazeParrot on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Light torture? Definitely not. The rest? Pretty accurate, except for that whole "pampered woman" thing.
Aries Woman
...
Heterosexual
Typically not a day goes by without Aries female getting off, one way or another. She is a notorious masturbator, something she'd readily admit. She plays with herself during sex as well, not wanting to waste time having the guy to do it- no matter how adept he is. Besides she doesn't want him distracted from the simple role he's there to perform, and that is to ram her, expertly nd thoroughly. Sucking a guy is pretty low on her priority list, as the act somewhat offends Aries's no service sensibilities. She may experiment with anal sex, although it seem to her, quite literally beside the point. Intercourse is the thing. She is an aficioando of positions and a connoisseur of techniques, highly skilled in her role as the wildest ride on the planet. Sex with her always seems somewhat competitive. She is aroused by seeing a man squirm and may engage in erotic acts aimed at having her way with decidedly submissive types. Still, as basically unpsychological character, one not easily given to fetishes, this proclivity rarely progresses to the whips and chain stage. At some point, Arie's penis envy may be played out in one way or another. For Aries, all sexual activity should have at least a small dose of shock value to it, especially where there is an opportunity for a bit of exhibitionism on her part. She gets off on being watched - lights on, shades up- and she has a weakness for sex in public, which is really all about her hope that she and her lover will be noticed. The typical Aries is relatively lacking in maternal instincts, which helps to explain why she often seeks a man who will mother her, that is, when they're not in the bedroom.
Straight turn-ons: Younger men, swarthy looks, rugged builds, body hair, stubble, beards, large penises, foreskin, f-f-m threesomes, sex-on-the-side, mutual masturbation, labores, lumberjacks, big hands, meaty forearms, girl on top, face sitting, (active) b+d, humiliation, cuckolding, groveling, (passive) analingus, standing sex, on the floor, one night stands, male rape fantasies, strangers, casual sex, male strippers, escorts, role-reversal, male locker rooms, sweat, body odor
Homosexual
Though practically all Aries females will find themselves in bed with another woman at some point, when the Ram identifies as gay, she does so unequivocally. Unlike straight Aries, who, in sleeping with a woman, seeks to express a near bratty dominance over another female, the gay Aries is looking for the exact opposite experience- she is generally drawn to even more domineering women with whom she can play at being a bit of a sex object herself. Gay Aries can get very girly- indulging in the sort of feminine trappings that would send straight Ram girls running for the hills. She essentially shares her alphafemale status with her lover, whom she'll let play the part of decision maker and parental advicer while she commits to her own starring role as a worshiped and indulged ingenue, no matter her actual age. Aries does tend to connect with, even slightly, older lovers, at once butcher and certainly more mothering than herself. As a rule, gay Aries wants to be done for in the bedroom, the rather onesided recipient of sexual activity, requiring her lover to be happiest in the position of service to her, orally or otherwise. The only thing Aries may miss about heterosexual contact is the very real penetration if afforded. In a steady lesbian relationship it will be her lover who'll need to do the requisite strapping on or endeavoring to stimulate the Aries with similary probing toys or techniques.
Gay turn-ons: Younger women, blonds, femmes, straight, married women, (active) seduction, (passive) worship, (active) penetration, performing striptease, threesomes, foursomes, one-night stands, first encounters, face sitting, struggle, rough-housing, fingering, mouth music, (active) teasing, lite torture, strangers, f-m-m threesomes, double dildos, biting, nibbling, rubbing, humping, scissoring, mind games, (active) lite s+m
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Sex
You scored higher than 99% on Starsign
Link: The Sextrology Test written by KamikazeParrot on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Light torture? Definitely not. The rest? Pretty accurate, except for that whole "pampered woman" thing.