1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?: Yes.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?: Yes.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?: Yes.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?: No.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?: Not really.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?: Absolutely.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?: There's a reason I'm known as Gaspi to some...
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?: Mostly it's shut the fuck up.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?: Um, yes.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?: I can't say that I have.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?: Yes.
12. HOW ABOUT A THREESOME?: Yes.
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?: Yes.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?: Yes.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?: What condom?
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?: Probably when the mother of my first girlfriend walked in on us in a rather compromising position.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?: 17.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?: No one in particular.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?: Seeing as I didn't name anyone, yes.
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?: No.
21. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU MASTURBATED?: It's been awhile.
22. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?: Two weeks ago.