Well la-di-fricken-da
This post is a lot like the Seinfield show - it's gonna suck.
Why? I don't really have anything to make fun of or get upset about or add to the collective intelligence of the universe. Why am I posting then? Because if I don't I'll get out of the habit of looking for things to make fun of, get upset about, or add to the collective intelligence of the universe.
*I mowed a friend's yard last night and now I can barely move.
*I read a book yesterday from Ellora's Cave that had no sex whatsoever in it. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
*I despise and detest my Motorola Flipside phone. I have named it Darth Cell. It doesn't hold a charge, connects to the internet whenever it feels like it, and likes to download things I have no interest in. I like the keyboard and that I can hear better when I get an actual phone call, but I'm one over MB charge from going back to my old phone.
*Bitch, bitch, bitch, moan, moan, moan.
*Farmville doesn't realize that we all listened to Madonna in the 80s so we don't need a cheap, less coherent clone now. (I am more and more convinced that Lady Gaga is actually a Madonna clone. Think about it. Madonna lives in England now and that's where they first cloned those sheep, remember?) I don't see the connection between Farmville and Lady Gaga. I mean I realize they wanted the cross advertising, but those of us who could care less could have been allowed to opt out. I know the easiest way to opt out is not to play the stupid game. Shut up. You don't know how bored I get.
And I really am bored lately. I can't get back into writing. I keep thinking I will, but I know to write the story I want to write, I have to go back and edit what I've already written. All the OOC PWP has to be exorcised before I can write in character PWP. Then there's the other story I started that needs the OOC PWP cut out so I can write in character PWP. I'm sensing a pattern in my writing.
I know what I need. I need a schedule. I need to go to bed early and get up early. I need to write before work then come home, make dinner, and write some more. I also need willpower and a good work ethic. Think they have those at Walmart?
I'm so screwed. Later kids.
Why? I don't really have anything to make fun of or get upset about or add to the collective intelligence of the universe. Why am I posting then? Because if I don't I'll get out of the habit of looking for things to make fun of, get upset about, or add to the collective intelligence of the universe.
*I mowed a friend's yard last night and now I can barely move.
*I read a book yesterday from Ellora's Cave that had no sex whatsoever in it. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
*I despise and detest my Motorola Flipside phone. I have named it Darth Cell. It doesn't hold a charge, connects to the internet whenever it feels like it, and likes to download things I have no interest in. I like the keyboard and that I can hear better when I get an actual phone call, but I'm one over MB charge from going back to my old phone.
*Bitch, bitch, bitch, moan, moan, moan.
*Farmville doesn't realize that we all listened to Madonna in the 80s so we don't need a cheap, less coherent clone now. (I am more and more convinced that Lady Gaga is actually a Madonna clone. Think about it. Madonna lives in England now and that's where they first cloned those sheep, remember?) I don't see the connection between Farmville and Lady Gaga. I mean I realize they wanted the cross advertising, but those of us who could care less could have been allowed to opt out. I know the easiest way to opt out is not to play the stupid game. Shut up. You don't know how bored I get.
And I really am bored lately. I can't get back into writing. I keep thinking I will, but I know to write the story I want to write, I have to go back and edit what I've already written. All the OOC PWP has to be exorcised before I can write in character PWP. Then there's the other story I started that needs the OOC PWP cut out so I can write in character PWP. I'm sensing a pattern in my writing.
I know what I need. I need a schedule. I need to go to bed early and get up early. I need to write before work then come home, make dinner, and write some more. I also need willpower and a good work ethic. Think they have those at Walmart?
I'm so screwed. Later kids.