I know two posts in a week - don't get used to it
This made me mirthful so I had to share.
Did you hear? That titting nimrod* actually has been offered a television show.
Other things to hear in the car:
Mike: Mom, I burned my finger on a rock camping
Me: Weren't their rocks scattered about not physically inside a fire?
Mike: I wanted to see how hot a rock would get in the fire.
Jake: Hello! It's hot as fire because it was IN fire. Think McFly.
I guess you had to be there, but the "think McFly" had me laughing my ass off.
Next day we were crossing the bridge that leads home and "I Love Rock and Roll" comes on the radio. At the end of the bridge, there's a stop light that I just barely manage to stop for. As consolation, I take the time to do my best Joan Jett and revel in the 80s love.
Mike: You are the only mom on the planet that does air guitar. I understand the strain your under with kids like us, but damn.
Jake: I think she's cool.
Mike: Suck up. Oh god. Those people saw you. They're giving us a peace sign. Let me stand in front of the car before you take off.
Embarrassing my children - just one of the many services I offer.
That's it. I've got payroll to do. Later :-)
*My new favorite thing to call people.
Did you hear? That titting nimrod* actually has been offered a television show.
Other things to hear in the car:
Mike: Mom, I burned my finger on a rock camping
Me: Weren't their rocks scattered about not physically inside a fire?
Mike: I wanted to see how hot a rock would get in the fire.
Jake: Hello! It's hot as fire because it was IN fire. Think McFly.
I guess you had to be there, but the "think McFly" had me laughing my ass off.
Next day we were crossing the bridge that leads home and "I Love Rock and Roll" comes on the radio. At the end of the bridge, there's a stop light that I just barely manage to stop for. As consolation, I take the time to do my best Joan Jett and revel in the 80s love.
Mike: You are the only mom on the planet that does air guitar. I understand the strain your under with kids like us, but damn.
Jake: I think she's cool.
Mike: Suck up. Oh god. Those people saw you. They're giving us a peace sign. Let me stand in front of the car before you take off.
Embarrassing my children - just one of the many services I offer.
That's it. I've got payroll to do. Later :-)
*My new favorite thing to call people.