There is a land called Procrastiva and I am it's Queen
To borrow from Grey's Anatomy.
I have deadlines today. Honest to goodness I do. What am I doing? I just downloaded "A Pirate's Life for Me" as the new ringtone for my phone. I'm reading about how there's going to be a Super Sweet 16: The Movie and how it's a sign of the end times. I've been discussing Gus Grissom and the Apollo Space Missions. Did you know I'm such a geek I knew without looking which missions were manned and which weren't as well as other totally geeked out details? I am a fount of useless information and my spigot it turned on today.
So kids, got a question? Ask Auntie Kim and I'll do my best to pull something that sounds intelligent out of my ass instead of doing my job today (for entertainment purposes only, void where prohibited). Or if you have my number, call my cell phone so I can hear it say drink up, me hearty's, Yo Ho! Taking the kids to see Pirates tonight. Oh yes I am.
Until that time, I'm going to waste as much as possible. Later :)
PS did I tell you how much I ADORE the new Michael Buble? Sweet puddle of goo, Batman. Bye
I have deadlines today. Honest to goodness I do. What am I doing? I just downloaded "A Pirate's Life for Me" as the new ringtone for my phone. I'm reading about how there's going to be a Super Sweet 16: The Movie and how it's a sign of the end times. I've been discussing Gus Grissom and the Apollo Space Missions. Did you know I'm such a geek I knew without looking which missions were manned and which weren't as well as other totally geeked out details? I am a fount of useless information and my spigot it turned on today.
So kids, got a question? Ask Auntie Kim and I'll do my best to pull something that sounds intelligent out of my ass instead of doing my job today (for entertainment purposes only, void where prohibited). Or if you have my number, call my cell phone so I can hear it say drink up, me hearty's, Yo Ho! Taking the kids to see Pirates tonight. Oh yes I am.
Until that time, I'm going to waste as much as possible. Later :)
PS did I tell you how much I ADORE the new Michael Buble? Sweet puddle of goo, Batman. Bye