The Fine Print
Reposting & slightly revised from an earlier FB posting of mine:
Talk to your Doctor before you take Texas. Texas is not recommended for women who are pregnant or wish to become pregnant due to overly high testosterone levels in the male population which may result in insufferable children with poor edubacation who believe that evolution is the name of a skin cream. A small but highly intelligent percentage of people have been known to repeatedly bang their heads against hard surfaces as a result of Texas policies and culture. Texas has been known to be hazardous for the environment and may result in severe oil spills and global warming. Women who take Texas may end up with rapid scalp growth resulting in what is commonly referred to as "Big Hair." If you've had problems taking Arizona, don't take Texas as severe, life-threatening blood pressure problems, anxiety and thoughts of nuking an entire state could occur. If you find yourself using too many adages that include repeated references to horses, saddles, or junebugs, please stop taking Texas immediately before such symptoms become permanent. Texas, brought to you by your fiends at Halliburton -- sorry, misprint, that's "friends". Oh, no, wrong again, that really was "fiends."
Talk to your Doctor before you take Texas. Texas is not recommended for women who are pregnant or wish to become pregnant due to overly high testosterone levels in the male population which may result in insufferable children with poor edubacation who believe that evolution is the name of a skin cream. A small but highly intelligent percentage of people have been known to repeatedly bang their heads against hard surfaces as a result of Texas policies and culture. Texas has been known to be hazardous for the environment and may result in severe oil spills and global warming. Women who take Texas may end up with rapid scalp growth resulting in what is commonly referred to as "Big Hair." If you've had problems taking Arizona, don't take Texas as severe, life-threatening blood pressure problems, anxiety and thoughts of nuking an entire state could occur. If you find yourself using too many adages that include repeated references to horses, saddles, or junebugs, please stop taking Texas immediately before such symptoms become permanent. Texas, brought to you by your fiends at Halliburton -- sorry, misprint, that's "friends". Oh, no, wrong again, that really was "fiends."