Wooo wooo.
ALRIGHTY. Tonight is my parrrrrty. And I know, that by saying that, I've probably pissed off about four or five people who WEREN'T invited. Don't be a bitch and take it personally, I just either:
1. Didn't want you to come because you're a superficial asshole who enjoys flaunting your new girlfriend.
2. Reached the amount of people I was allowed to have (20) because SOMEONE had to put the invite in her clear freaking binder!
or 3. Haven't seen/actually talked to you since HOBBY and I only invite people who I have actual contact with.
Now, that doesn't mean that I've FORGOTTEN all of my old friends. In fact, here's a list of the people who are coming/were invited that I knew before highschool:
Travis
Maria
Jennifer
Allison
Madison
Kelsey
Alex C.
JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN'T ON THE FUCKING LIST, DOES NOT MEAN THAT I DON'T KEEP IN TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS. KAPEEESH? (Gosh, did I spell that right?)
Now, another thing I feel like... not bitching about but... TALKING about -lildevilishpookagrin- is why its bad to hurt peoples feelings. So gather round kids and grab a beanbag chair because Pooka's got something to say (and the length of it depends on how hungry I am)....
1. Hurting peoples feelings HURTS OTHER PEOPLE. Yes, thats right. It hurts EVERYONE involved, no matter how indirectly. I, am the indirect source. __________ hurt JONATHON and NANCY and there are two things wrong with that:
a. I have to hear Nancy bitch about it.
b. I have to hear Jon bitch about it.
Therefore, Pooka is hurt. 'Sides, me and Nan are so close our organs ('specially the bladder) are conjoined. So if her heart hurts, my heart hurts, and I get angry when that happens.
2. People will start to hate you. Yes that's right. When you hurt someone, they tell their friends, and their friends tell their friends, and so on. Soon, you will be the most hated SOB in school, so watch your back, bitch.
3. You lose everyone's trust. How can people trust you if you're just going to hurt them again, hm? Personally, I'm through talking to __________. I'm not sure if Nan and Jon are but... -shrug-
NOW. I know that I wasn't hurt DIRECTLY and that I haven't talked to ___________ for a while. It might sound stupid that I'm the one ranting longer about this than Nan or Jon are, but you know what?
I'M DOING IT FOR THEM.
Wow, I feel so happy. That wasn't even an angry post. That was more of a... nonchalant post made while I was in a sense of euphoria. ^______^ I should go eat and clean the bathroom.
NANCY COME AT 6!!!!!!!!! (call me though) >.>
-Pooka
-flies away-
EDIT: Oh, the moonbounce WAS confirmed, and is coming in an hour. ^^ Wear jump-worthy clothes Nan. No skirts... unless.... Well, it IS my birthday ()>.>
1. Didn't want you to come because you're a superficial asshole who enjoys flaunting your new girlfriend.
2. Reached the amount of people I was allowed to have (20) because SOMEONE had to put the invite in her clear freaking binder!
or 3. Haven't seen/actually talked to you since HOBBY and I only invite people who I have actual contact with.
Now, that doesn't mean that I've FORGOTTEN all of my old friends. In fact, here's a list of the people who are coming/were invited that I knew before highschool:
Travis
Maria
Jennifer
Allison
Madison
Kelsey
Alex C.
JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN'T ON THE FUCKING LIST, DOES NOT MEAN THAT I DON'T KEEP IN TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS. KAPEEESH? (Gosh, did I spell that right?)
Now, another thing I feel like... not bitching about but... TALKING about -lildevilishpookagrin- is why its bad to hurt peoples feelings. So gather round kids and grab a beanbag chair because Pooka's got something to say (and the length of it depends on how hungry I am)....
1. Hurting peoples feelings HURTS OTHER PEOPLE. Yes, thats right. It hurts EVERYONE involved, no matter how indirectly. I, am the indirect source. __________ hurt JONATHON and NANCY and there are two things wrong with that:
a. I have to hear Nancy bitch about it.
b. I have to hear Jon bitch about it.
Therefore, Pooka is hurt. 'Sides, me and Nan are so close our organs ('specially the bladder) are conjoined. So if her heart hurts, my heart hurts, and I get angry when that happens.
2. People will start to hate you. Yes that's right. When you hurt someone, they tell their friends, and their friends tell their friends, and so on. Soon, you will be the most hated SOB in school, so watch your back, bitch.
3. You lose everyone's trust. How can people trust you if you're just going to hurt them again, hm? Personally, I'm through talking to __________. I'm not sure if Nan and Jon are but... -shrug-
NOW. I know that I wasn't hurt DIRECTLY and that I haven't talked to ___________ for a while. It might sound stupid that I'm the one ranting longer about this than Nan or Jon are, but you know what?
I'M DOING IT FOR THEM.
Wow, I feel so happy. That wasn't even an angry post. That was more of a... nonchalant post made while I was in a sense of euphoria. ^______^ I should go eat and clean the bathroom.
NANCY COME AT 6!!!!!!!!! (call me though) >.>
-Pooka
-flies away-
EDIT: Oh, the moonbounce WAS confirmed, and is coming in an hour. ^^ Wear jump-worthy clothes Nan. No skirts... unless.... Well, it IS my birthday ()>.>