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kilraaj

Plz Participate? XD

Jul 12, 2007 22:04

Okay, I've seen this meme floating around, and I really want to just play around with something right now so I'm giving it a try.

Tell me a fic I never wrote, and I'll give you a sentence (at least) from that fic.Meaning you could ask me to write, I dunno, the fic where Ricardo's turned into a vampire and I might respond: "When Johnny opened the ( Read more... )

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You want crack? mikononyte July 13 2007, 17:29:16 UTC

Mao decides on cross species love. She's finds she's really attracted to the tall, silent type: Nathan.

OMG o.O kilraaj July 14 2007, 03:42:16 UTC

Mao wishes Natan weren't so attached to his "princess", because he's everything she could want in a right hand man. He sits with his back to the fire and doesn't utter a sound as she nuzzles his shoulders and brushes her tail over his bare chest. He's a smart one; he knows what she wants, now that she's in heat.

When he turns his head and rubs his cheek to hers, she purrs in delight, knowing he's agreed. "Not here," she rumbles. The others are sleeping, but she'd rather not risk Johnny's delicate nerves. (Well, she would, except she still has to deal with the kid tomorrow.) Instead she pads away from the campsite, her ears swiveling back to catch Natan's footfalls. They're so soft she can hardly believe this is a human following her, not a cat, and her tail quivers with excitement. She wants to play with him, scratch him up a little, but while all the toms she's had expected roughhousing, she doesn't know what a man would expect. Maybe she should start soft, a bat with no claws, and work up from there ( ... )

Re: OMG o.O mikononyte July 14 2007, 04:04:31 UTC

Bwaahahahahahahaha!
I finally managed to break the brain!

Bwahahahahahahahah!

That was good; fun and a squeee to read. XD

Re: OMG o.O kilraaj July 14 2007, 04:16:24 UTC

Funny thing is, I'd thought of Mao/Hilda before, and that didn't seem so weird in a "Hilda wants to experiment and Mao doesn't have other options" way, but then you throw Natan in there instead of Hilda and...it's brainbreaky. In a good way, but still brainbreaky! lol

chocoboko July 14 2007, 00:54:18 UTC

Oh gosh... you have just engaged in a very dangerous meme! :P

Now you are open to the possibility of things like Yuri/Zhuzhen, Yuri/Halley, Joachim/Frank, and Johnny/Zhuzhen. Bwahahahaha. :P

Umm... er... how about one where Alice meets Karin? I wonder how they'd get along. :P

dood, I've already got Natan/Mao XD kilraaj July 14 2007, 04:12:35 UTC

"Yuri wanted you to come back so badly," Karin tells Alice, gripping the warm silver cross in her hands. "We all wanted you to come back. He would have been so happy."

"I wonder how long it would've lasted," the younger woman murmurs. "It's so much easier to be perfect when you're dead."

Re: dood, I've already got Natan/Mao XD chocoboko July 14 2007, 04:38:42 UTC

Hahahahaha! I cracked up at that.

I can't wait until Puffy sees this! :P

mariagoner July 17 2007, 14:28:46 UTC

How did I miss this for so long?! ;_;

-The one where Penelo's in bed with someone else and Larsa isn't so very happy

-The one where Vossler and Basch get that damn civil partnership after years of shacking up with each other

-The one where Vayne is introdcued to his would-be sister-in-law...

Penelo's in bed with someone else and Larsa isn't happy kilraaj July 17 2007, 21:44:13 UTC

(Okay, I went overboard on this one. XD ( ... )

Re: Penelo's in bed with someone else and Larsa isn't happy mariagoner July 17 2007, 23:48:48 UTC

::dies laughing::

Oh, darling, I should have known that you'd have found some way to twist this around and make this frickin' hilarious. And Larsa and his sordid, dirty fantasies of poor, beautiful Penelo being taken terrible advantage of makes me want to literally Laugh Out Loud. Brilliant fic-bit, darling! ♥ ♥ ♥

Re: Penelo's in bed with someone else and Larsa isn't happy kilraaj July 18 2007, 02:06:20 UTC

Heehee, glad you liked it. I know you meant it seriously, but my very first impression of it was Penelo saying "sweetie, you're overreacting." I don't think I can do a Larsa who's seriously angry. XD;;

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iced_puffy July 18 2007, 12:15:55 UTC

Arrgh! I want something about Edna and McManus? Ick, can't recall that man who shot her.

Oh lord, something kinky...like a S&M scene and Ricardo walks in on them? O_O;; Of course, it's Edna who's holding the whip. Hehehehe! XD

LONG AGO, IN AN AU FAR FROM CANON... kilraaj July 18 2007, 22:51:27 UTC

Ricardo curses as he jams in the last key. Fuck these nuisances, all he wants is to find that bastard McManus and make sure he can never hurt Edna again, and then he'll go find her and--but all of his thoughts grind to a halt when the door pops open.

At the sound, Killer pulls back from Lady with a moan, fixing the Mexican with his sharp eyes. "Hey, piss off, would you?" But he forgets about the mariachi quickly enough when Lady tugs on his hair and her boots dig slightly into his back, prompting him to once more caress her clit with his tongue and savor the small gasp she gives.

Satisfied, yet still craving more, Lady keeps her legs twined around Killer's neck and leans forward to observe Edna and McManus. Ricardo himself can't stop staring at the two of them, both naked on the floor. McManus is covered in blood and sweat and piss and tears. Edna grips the whip wrapped around his neck and sits on top of him and says in sweet dulcet tones but you wanted me to be yours all yours are you telling me you don't want me anymore? ( ... )

Re: LONG AGO, IN AN AU FAR FROM CANON... iced_puffy July 19 2007, 00:14:40 UTC

Oh yummy yummy yummy! :D

A wonderful read! I didn't expect the Lady/Killer part, girl you almost made me squeal! >_<

Er yeah, must not forget McManus! I say good for him! I find his situation quite satisfying, mwahahahah!

@.@;;

Poor Ricardo, Edna must have frightened him really badly!

Re: LONG AGO, IN AN AU FAR FROM CANON... kilraaj July 19 2007, 02:17:39 UTC

Lady and Killer needed to be somewhere, and really, I thought Lady might find the way Edna uses Malice to be...interesting. >.> <.<

Yeah. Uh. Ricardo would probably end up dead too, unless he found a way to escape/reason with insane Edna. :o Run, Ricardo, run!

yay, meme! ladyassassin July 25 2007, 23:16:49 UTC

- Johnny learns about Shania's engagement and decides to challenge Zonda for her hand

- Larsa escorts Penelo to Ashe's Queen coronation

(I will totally hit you up with more once I think of them, mwahaha...)

Re: yay, meme! kilraaj July 26 2007, 00:05:15 UTC

I actually just posted another fic meme XD, so you can post more prompts either here or there, whichever suits you better.

As for these two prompts...

Johnny challenges Zonda

Hearing about Shania's engagement had nearly trampled all Johnny's fantasies of sweeping her off her feet (as soon as he was tall enough), but as they kept traveling together for many months and many miles, his feelings grew and his fantasies revived, this time with the chief humbly acknowledging that Johnny was the better man and Shania smiling that soft smile as she looked up at him (because he had, finally finally finally, gotten that growth spurt) and them riding off into the sunset ( ... )

Larsa escorts Penelo kilraaj July 26 2007, 00:41:52 UTC

"I'm afraid, sir," Penelo says with the utmost seriousness, "that you are too old for me."

And Larsa simply looks at her, his grave countenance giving way to a quizzical expression until he gets it and laughs, finally a thirteen-year-old instead of a thirty-year-old.