Gwen Stefani.

Jun 20, 2006 01:01

      My first day of training at Coldstone was kind of awkard and we just at around for 2 hours watching training videos that didn't apply to the training question booklet whatsoever and then after that we made cakes. It was weird but, cool... I guess.  We sat around killing flies in the back, that was entertaining.
     There is a girl that got the job there that just turned 14, she didn't know how to spell b-a-n-a-n-a's so turned to a former employee Justin and I to ask how.  Both of our replies were ... Gwen Stefani?  That was when she quietly sang the b-a-n-a-n-a-s tune in her head. It was so hard to not embarass her and fall on the floor laughing.  My real question is why did they give an 8th grader a job when there was plenty of other people that are raising money for more productive things like a car instead of a new cell phone that'll be broken in a few months.  Oi ve, I'm shutting up now.
     Afterwards, Morgan and I went to O'charleys with my family and went home.  We watched this lifetime movie on a transexual, it was pretty intense then we watched Golden Girls and just got done playing Black Jack with the money we don't have.  
     The Golden Girls have the best one liners. Seriously, go watch the Golden Girls and just listen to the cute old lady one liners they throw in such as " I'm going to knock you in the butt so hard hell won't want take you back"!
     Morgan has informed me I say ''that's cool"  too much.... the reason of this is I say "that's cool" whenever I go off into my own little world and aren't listening to you.  It obviously happens a lot.  It's driving her slightly insane.
     At work I almost killed an old lady, she was diabetic and asked for sugarless ice cream.  I remembered our Sinless ice cream was made with splenda except there's no labeling behind the counter of which flavor is which so when it's your first day they all just look plain white.  I was scared I scooped the wrong ice cream and she was going to walk away and peel over.  I love old ladies.
     While Ashley, Molly, and I were standing at the counter bored as hell she started throwing balls of icecream in the air and catching them with the cup... needless to say this intrigued Molly and I and next thing you know random balls of icecream are flying everywhere and then finally one drops on the floor. I wasn't the one that dropped it so, I'm proud of that. Hehe.
     There is a man that everyone at Coldstone calls "Milkman" because he is a creepy muscular guy that always has these goddamn sunglasses on. But, he always asks for a vanilla milkshake with sprinkles on top which makes no sense whatsoever but, he's only allowed in our Coldstone because he's made sexual enuendo towards the chicks in other Coldstones and has been banned out of them. Damnit, why does our store have to let the creep in ?


               
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