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1. How tall are you barefoot?
Five nine eleven.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
I recently shot it.
3. Do you own a gun?
No…
4. Rehab?
Mental hospital.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
What guy doesn't? Thankfully I hardly ever get asked. For some crazy reason.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I can only eat certain ones from certain places but I think they taste like rubber cocks.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Don't. celebrate. Christmas. What the fuck is wrong with people, always assuming people sit around thinking about Christmas?
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Screwdrivers. They have orange juice, it's healthy!
9. Do you do push-ups?
Not as often as I should.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
I don't know what that means.
11. Are you a vegetarian?
Not by nature. But when you're dependant on mom and dad to send you money, meat can be out of the question.
12. Do you like painkillers?
Yesss… do you have some?
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
"Hey, I'm in a band."
14. Do you own a knife?
I have one of those little foldy knives for in case you- I don't know-
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
I had some LSD yesterday.
16. Date Of Birth?
March 2nd, 1942.
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
I'm hungry
I'm really hungry.
Man, I'm starving.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
Pot
Pens
Peanut butter.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
Ehhhh..
20. Current hair?
Dark and sort of curly although I've been going to the colored beauty parlor to get it relaxed because I don't want to look so…
21. Current worry?
Maybe the army will try to draft me again.
22. Current hate?
I'm no fan of President Johnson.
23. Favorite place to be??
In bed with my girl.
24. Least favorite place to be?
In a car with my dad.
25. Where would you like to go?
Dunno, just where I'm going.
26. Do you own slippers?
I have slippers with dog heads.
27. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Touring with my highly successful band.
28. Do you burn or tan?
I tan. Very well.
29. Last thing you ate?
Half a muffin in the campus dining hall.
30. Would you be a pirate?
Shrugs. I'm often irate, being a pirate would just be like adding an extra letter. Lewis the Irate Pirate.
31. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
This morning. Okay, five minutes ago.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Wise men say…only fools rush in…
33. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a kid?
The alligators in the sewers. Rats. Nazis. The crazy guy who lived behind the garbage bins at the Woolworths.
34. What's in your pockets right now?
Lint and a meal ticket.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Watching a football player fall down the stairs.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
The cowboy ones.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
I don't want to talk about it.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Umm…one. You think I would have like a tv in my bedroom or something? We're not the Rockafellers.
41. Who is your best friend?
Alan Hyman. We grew up next door to each other and applied to college together. He's turning into a real frat type though.
42. Who is your love?
Nico. And Shelley.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I dom't know.
45. What is your favorite book?
Naked Lunch, by William S. Burroughs.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Jelly beans.
47. What songs do want/ have played at your wedding?
Something my mother would be happy to hear.
48. What songs do you want played at your funeral?
Some Johnny Cash.
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Running from the campus police.
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
(pause) Um (blushes and squirms) Yes. But no more tattoos for me.