So I'm chilling in my room, not doing much of anything.
Mom knocks on the door. Opens it. Walks in with a very serious expression on her face, and holds up an envelope.
"Is there something you need to tell me?"
I look at her face. Very serious; I am clearly in trouble of some kind. I look at the envelope, expecting any number of terrible things.
I read the envelope.
I look back at her
back at the envelope
...
both of us start cracking up laughing
just
what the hell mailing list am I on??