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[killyoudead]

The How's My Driving? MemeIn which all my characters usually only go by their given name, all their canons contain a number, and twenty other similarities that don't matter

Comments

[megalomaniac2]

You're selling your blood? o_o

[killyoudead]

Technically it's "donating plasma," but as there's monetary compensation, it's really more like selling. And yes. Besides, my blood is awesome, and more people should have access to it anyway.

[megalomaniac2]

That's great! You're going to save a lot of lives. Although I do hope you're able to get a job soon so that you don't have to make a career out of draining your precious bodily fluids.

[killyoudead]

Or else get turned into drugs, one of the two. But hey, making a career out of being human and existing is not too bad a gig.

[megalomaniac2]

...There are drugs made out of human blood?

[gallitrap]

Ah, excuse me, "plasma-derived therapies," whatever that means.

[megalomaniac2]

Hmm. It's probably code for 'diverted to feed a vampire conspiracy.' Be vigilant.

[gallitrap]

Ahaha shit, I don't want vampires to get a taste for my delicious, delicious plasma-blood.