I'm going to dismantle your FACE.
Okay so I showed some of these to Elle and she demanded I had to post the list so we could share with other people who know Toward the Terra. Anyway. These are two years old and I have no idea who made them, but I was crying with laughter during some of them, so...
Basically, it's Toward the Terra as reenacted on livejournal. It only gets about as far as the clash between the Mu and station E-1077, but worth the read if you know the series. Includes Asshole Shiroe, Keith's adventures in sewing, D&D, Soldier Blue as a veritable fount of wisdom, and Jomy complaining that he is not a cow.
Character introductions, in which Jomy goes crazy, Shiroe is a dick, and Keith begins to notice something is awry
Matsuka
Keith (take 1)
Shiroe is a jackass
always
Jomy is crazy
Swena is useless
Jomy is still crazy
Matsuka is overlooked
Jomy's in denial
"It's a free country." "No, it isn't."
Meet Blue (or not)
Grinds, arsenic, same thing
Serge is Russian (and totally not a Mu)
Sam joins the party
Matsuka is useless too.
Psychic Fortune Cookies
... wait
This entry does not exist
No let's see where this goes.
The Truth Is Out There
Get on the whale, Jomy.
We call this a retcon.
Nobody loves Matsuka
Station E-1077 Plays Dungeons & Dragons (and the Mu are jealous)
Sam has a brilliant idea
It's a training exercise.
Token
Just roll the friggen dice.
Worst Whale Ever
To the tavern
Roll the dice to arrest him, Keith.
Roll the dice to see if you're getting drunk.
Can we ban arresting?
Not as planned
Jomy does not like where this show is going.
Traumatized cripples
ALSO
Shut up, Shiroe!
Back to Jomy
Zzzrggrgh?
Doorknob bruises
First I'm a cow...
Please?
Leo is the genre-savvy one
Hint Hint.
An interlude with Mother Eliza
Oh Leo.
Nobody cares about you, Shiroe
Glaive Murdock encourages open discourse
Nobody cares, Matsuka
Introducing JOMY SCREAMING why yes these timelines do not match up at all
Jomy you take that back
That was only one.
Of mice and cows
Leo gives too much credit
An interlude with Matsuka
Jomy combo
STOP FALLING
JEEZ
Stop resisting the call, Jomy
Return of the Humans
Keith this is what Google is for.
Captain Oblivious and Token Tits strike again
We're going as fast as we can, captain
Oops.
Nobody's listening, Glaive
No, really
Your breasts will make great soldiers!
Sparta...?
Swena you classy bitch
Kicking for justice
She's talking about you, Keith
Yeah...
Physis is Miss Not Appearing In This Roleplay
Five dolla
So much kicking
Introducing Captain Harley
Shiroe isn't going to take it anymore
I'm asking you if neon tentacles are something a robot might look for in a woman.
Adventures in Sewing and Human Emotions, and Misadventures with Matsuka
Teenage Keith is distressingly pretty.
Jomy disagrees
Why does he have a sewing kit.
Wait.
Meanwhile, Glaive can't program a VCR
That's all Dalton's good for, really
And also my lack of self-esteem
Keep telling yourself that, Swena
He's dead, Jim
Adventures in Popular Mechanics, take one
Gravity...
Look at your comment count Swena, nobody cares about you anymore
Communists, all of them.
Swena just wants a tavern.
And a new bike
Nobody mention brakes
It's terrible coffee.
Wait rewind that one more time
KEITH! KEITH! KEITH!
And then we never heard from her again
That's because your fists are knives, Keith.
Back on the Whale...
Jomy proposes a radical idea
But not before Keith goes to therapy
And Sam suffers the worst fate
Jomy finally gets the picture
It used to be 95%
It was a very important mouse.
Stop jinxing everything, Sam
Zzzzzzzzzz
God Keith it's not like he's breaking up with you
The Mu attempt contact. With Soldier Blue lending a hand, though...
Understatement of the year, Leo
How could you forget such crucial lines, Jomy?
Countdown to destruction
Oh hi Sam.
Sup bb
SAAAAAAAAAAAAM
He'd probably hate them less if they stopped ruining his life
It was Zel
Oh Jomy don't give up.
High Kicks for everyone
:)
A little late for that, Harley.
Keith deals with the aftermath, and everyone screwing him over.
:)
Oh you're a character all right, Blue.
We high-kicked them into oblivion.
Goddammit Blue nobody reads internet contracts.
TAKE TWO YOU GUYS.
Hello, boys and girls.
I want Glaive Murdock to raise my children
The red clashes so badly with the sheets.
Fancy meeting you here...
Put them in the coffee, Matsuka
Kidnapping.
And traumatizing your boyfriend.
Teleportation
The greatest interrogation ever.
MY SCREAMING INDICATES CALMNESS.
WRONG KIND
MULDERRRRRR
Possibly
Always so optimistic, Sam
Who?
Genki dechu ka?
But they're so friendly!
The end.
Basically, it's Toward the Terra as reenacted on livejournal. It only gets about as far as the clash between the Mu and station E-1077, but worth the read if you know the series. Includes Asshole Shiroe, Keith's adventures in sewing, D&D, Soldier Blue as a veritable fount of wisdom, and Jomy complaining that he is not a cow.
Character introductions, in which Jomy goes crazy, Shiroe is a dick, and Keith begins to notice something is awry
Matsuka
Keith (take 1)
Shiroe is a jackass
always
Jomy is crazy
Swena is useless
Jomy is still crazy
Matsuka is overlooked
Jomy's in denial
"It's a free country." "No, it isn't."
Meet Blue (or not)
Grinds, arsenic, same thing
Serge is Russian (and totally not a Mu)
Sam joins the party
Matsuka is useless too.
Psychic Fortune Cookies
... wait
This entry does not exist
No let's see where this goes.
The Truth Is Out There
Get on the whale, Jomy.
We call this a retcon.
Nobody loves Matsuka
Station E-1077 Plays Dungeons & Dragons (and the Mu are jealous)
Sam has a brilliant idea
It's a training exercise.
Token
Just roll the friggen dice.
Worst Whale Ever
To the tavern
Roll the dice to arrest him, Keith.
Roll the dice to see if you're getting drunk.
Can we ban arresting?
Not as planned
Jomy does not like where this show is going.
Traumatized cripples
ALSO
Shut up, Shiroe!
Back to Jomy
Zzzrggrgh?
Doorknob bruises
First I'm a cow...
Please?
Leo is the genre-savvy one
Hint Hint.
An interlude with Mother Eliza
Oh Leo.
Nobody cares about you, Shiroe
Glaive Murdock encourages open discourse
Nobody cares, Matsuka
Introducing JOMY SCREAMING why yes these timelines do not match up at all
Jomy you take that back
That was only one.
Of mice and cows
Leo gives too much credit
An interlude with Matsuka
Jomy combo
STOP FALLING
JEEZ
Stop resisting the call, Jomy
Return of the Humans
Keith this is what Google is for.
Captain Oblivious and Token Tits strike again
We're going as fast as we can, captain
Oops.
Nobody's listening, Glaive
No, really
Your breasts will make great soldiers!
Sparta...?
Swena you classy bitch
Kicking for justice
She's talking about you, Keith
Yeah...
Physis is Miss Not Appearing In This Roleplay
Five dolla
So much kicking
Introducing Captain Harley
Shiroe isn't going to take it anymore
I'm asking you if neon tentacles are something a robot might look for in a woman.
Adventures in Sewing and Human Emotions, and Misadventures with Matsuka
Teenage Keith is distressingly pretty.
Jomy disagrees
Why does he have a sewing kit.
Wait.
Meanwhile, Glaive can't program a VCR
That's all Dalton's good for, really
And also my lack of self-esteem
Keep telling yourself that, Swena
He's dead, Jim
Adventures in Popular Mechanics, take one
Gravity...
Look at your comment count Swena, nobody cares about you anymore
Communists, all of them.
Swena just wants a tavern.
And a new bike
Nobody mention brakes
It's terrible coffee.
Wait rewind that one more time
KEITH! KEITH! KEITH!
And then we never heard from her again
That's because your fists are knives, Keith.
Back on the Whale...
Jomy proposes a radical idea
But not before Keith goes to therapy
And Sam suffers the worst fate
Jomy finally gets the picture
It used to be 95%
It was a very important mouse.
Stop jinxing everything, Sam
Zzzzzzzzzz
God Keith it's not like he's breaking up with you
The Mu attempt contact. With Soldier Blue lending a hand, though...
Understatement of the year, Leo
How could you forget such crucial lines, Jomy?
Countdown to destruction
Oh hi Sam.
Sup bb
SAAAAAAAAAAAAM
He'd probably hate them less if they stopped ruining his life
It was Zel
Oh Jomy don't give up.
High Kicks for everyone
:)
A little late for that, Harley.
Keith deals with the aftermath, and everyone screwing him over.
:)
Oh you're a character all right, Blue.
We high-kicked them into oblivion.
Goddammit Blue nobody reads internet contracts.
TAKE TWO YOU GUYS.
Hello, boys and girls.
I want Glaive Murdock to raise my children
The red clashes so badly with the sheets.
Fancy meeting you here...
Put them in the coffee, Matsuka
Kidnapping.
And traumatizing your boyfriend.
Teleportation
The greatest interrogation ever.
MY SCREAMING INDICATES CALMNESS.
WRONG KIND
MULDERRRRRR
Possibly
Always so optimistic, Sam
Who?
Genki dechu ka?
But they're so friendly!
The end.