When the milk spills, whether you cry or not, it's gotta be cleaned up.
*Talking about Boodah*
David: I wonder how that nigga jumps a fence.
Me: *impersonates a gremlin jumpin a fence*
Me: He didn't even get like two inches off the ground before he fell. Gravity hates that nigga
David: *lol* that should be his middle name. Gravitugly.
*Talking to COLLATERAL*
C: Damn where'd you get that poster at? (talking about Scarface poster)
David: Oh, my cousin.
C: Damn I need one just like it that says FOREX MARKETERS BEWARE!
David: *glares at him* Have you even seen that movie?
C: What movie?
David: *lol* fuck it. I could give it to you...*BUT I NEED COLLATERAL BITCH!*
Laz: ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! COLLATERAL%(^%#(&*#%%#^#^3/76#!!!!!
*Talking to Joker*
David: huh HUH!
Joker: huh HUH!
Laz: *confuzzled*
David: thats how Jose laughs!!!!
Laz: roflmfao let's go munch on dat water nigguh! huh HUH!
Joker: Let's go get a philly NiGgUh
David: Nigga there's no 'erb!
Joker: nigga...we could roll up sum NEWPORT!
Laz: lol we're scarred, living hard.
Laz: Hey Joker man my grandma had a little weed stash and shit but now we ain't got no papers!
Joker: fuck that shit nigga...we'll roll it up in a newspaper.
Laz: man that shits too harsh...we'll use the flyer
Joker: *lol* fuck it...we'll roll up a phone book.
Laz: roflllflflflflfl
*Talking to/about Ito while we're smoking a blunt*
Ito: Hey Bus.
David: Huh?
Ito: Let me hit that.
David: Nigga I just got it!
Ito: Let me hit the WATER bitch
Joker: Only Ito's 'git ass'll smoke some fuckin WATER!
Laz: rofl!!!!!!!
*Nutmeg Chronicles*
David: Hey look my grandma left us some nutmeg
Joker: wtFUCK is a nutmeg???
David: nigga it's supposed to be like weed
Joker: what the hell, we SMOKE that shit?
Laz: w/e nigga we dont even got weed...or papers...
Joker: man gimme some school paper nigga i'll roll this shit
David: How the fuck can someone sell this nasty shit?
Joker: Ask Jose. huh HUH!
Everyone: LOL!!!
Joker: I wonder what he'd call a five of this shit?
David: lol...
Joker: *rofl* NUTSACK!
Laz: *dies*
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In this world, I see it more
The pain you feel...that I ignore
How many times have you looked
At yourself & felt mistreated
How does it feel to know that
This life of yours is real
All of your life you've been led
To believe your nothin'
So look at yourself and start to live again
Sevendust - Live Again
You're laughing out loud
At just the *thought of* being alive
And I was wondering
Could I just be you tonight?
You show your pain
*Like it really hurts*
And I can't even
Start to feel mine
And I'm standing in place
With my head first
And I shake I shake I shake
And *I see your progress*
Stretched out for miles
And miles....
Matchbox Twenty - Could I Be You??