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[killthecheezit]

Psssssss

Yesterday i skipped school to go to CB Sullivan's with my besterest friend Amanada.... well she had to do some Mall shopping 1st so she told me to wait for her on a bench infront of Sears...

the salvation Army guy SOOOOOO hit on me

Salvation Army Guy:So you go to Pierre's?
Me: *thinking to myself* "no I just think the shirt is cool so I wear it!"
Me: Yep
Salvation Army Guy: In Portland?
Me: no in Sanford
Salvation Army Guy: Oh oh... that's cool
Awkward silance
Salvation Army Guy: So you from Portland?
Me: No I live in Biddeford
Salvation Army Guy:Cool.... cool......... I'm Ken BTW
Me: Sara
Salvation Army Guy: Nce to meet you Sara
Me: You too
Me: *Thinking to myself* I wanna run away
Salvation Army Guy: So do you have a boyfreind?
Me: yeah, I'm engaged to him actually
Salvation Army Guy: oh... okay... well if you need me I'll be right over here
-Salvation Army Guy walks back to his post-

THEN I sat back down on the bench and this guy comes up to me:

Guy: do you know where the bathroom is?
Me: yeah, down near Best Buy
Guy: okay, well, um... are you going to be here for a while?
Me: um.. probably not.
Guy: oh ok

that was either the shittiest pick up line I've ever heard in my life... or he just really needed to go to the bathroom and know if I was still going to be there when he got back. Havn't really decided yet..

Finally Amanda shows up and I say "RUN!!" as i grab her arm and walk as fast as I can away from the creepy people

20 mins later
Salvation Army Guy: Hey Sara!!!!

i turn around and find... I have a stalker

haha great fun