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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
we'd decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing
was my fiancées younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty
years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly
bend down near me and I enjoyed many pleasant views of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate... I didn't notice her doing this near anyone
else.
One day the sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me
that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that
she
could not overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me -
just
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in
total
shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in
shock
as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she
pulled
down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house, and began walking
directly toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said: "We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for
our
daughter.
Welcome to our family!"
The moral of the story is...
Always keep your condoms in your car.
we'd decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing
was my fiancées younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty
years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly
bend down near me and I enjoyed many pleasant views of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate... I didn't notice her doing this near anyone
else.
One day the sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me
that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that
she
could not overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me -
just
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in
total
shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in
shock
as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she
pulled
down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house, and began walking
directly toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said: "We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for
our
daughter.
Welcome to our family!"
The moral of the story is...
Always keep your condoms in your car.