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[killrockstar]

church wasn't that bad. just.... i was expecting more. the lady doing the service told us a story, where ten women with oil lamps were going to a wedding.. five of the women were foolish and did not bring extra oil for their lamps, and the other 5 were wise and brought large containers of oil. they were waiting for the bridegroom (who is supposed to be synonymous with jesus in this story) and the foolish women's oil lamps went out. they asked the wise women 'please can we have some of your oil' and the wise women said 'NO MATE GET YOUR OWN'. bitches!! anyway, the foolish women went to the shop to get some oil and by the time they were back, the bridegroom had arrived, the wedding feast had started, and the doors to the wedding were locked. they knocked and knocked saying 'please let us in' and the bridegroom answered the door and said 'you cannot come in, i do not know you' the end, and the moral of the story is to always keep your lamp lit and i was sitting there thinking jesus christ, jesus christ is such a wanker what kind of message is that???? don't share? it's some kind of pompous, right? if i were of the foolish women i'd empty my newly bought oil and arson the arses. i think i'll stick to the straight-faced beyond-me trippyness of islam in future. i have an english copy of the quraan now, a good translation as well, i want to start reading it but i'm scared of touching it because i'm always on my period/ill/unclean/impure. i should just read it. in other news, i got a job in the nell gwynne, land of alcoholism and local insanity! it's nice being behind a bar again, esp one with unlimited free drinks and a dog to chill with. my next shift is the invasion/please/demons gigg.

i need to tidy my shithole room. it's raining, so today i deny the outside world. also, i need a zooey. back to london tomorrow for the week, maybe syma will oblige (she's a really good zooey)