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Today when Melissa left for work I searched her room until I found an electronic easter bunny that sang:
''I'm in easter bunny and I'm here to say
I like hiding eggs in a major way.
so get up, get out you better look real hard
to find all the eggs in your backyard.
Theres chocolate, cream, marsh-mellow too.
to find the fun its so tasty too.
easter bunny, easter bunny, easter bunny, easter bunny.''
...I hated this bunny. Nobody knows where it came from but it has lived in my apartment for the last week and the song started to make me go nuts. Melissa loved it and hid it from me so i wouldn't drown it in the res. I found it and twisted its fucking fury head off and ripped the batteries from its asshole ( to later use to Nintendo Wii remotes).
Tonight when I left for work Melissa came home to find out her beloved easter bunny from hell had been decapitated, kidnapped, and brought to the basement of a strip club in the theater district. She was highly displeased, in result of the displeasure she took it upon herself to make my entire bedroom.. backwards. Mhm, everything was in shambles when i got home. lol.
I video taped the last time that bunny would ever sing that song, headless.
''I'm in easter bunny and I'm here to say
I like hiding eggs in a major way.
so get up, get out you better look real hard
to find all the eggs in your backyard.
Theres chocolate, cream, marsh-mellow too.
to find the fun its so tasty too.
easter bunny, easter bunny, easter bunny, easter bunny.''
...I hated this bunny. Nobody knows where it came from but it has lived in my apartment for the last week and the song started to make me go nuts. Melissa loved it and hid it from me so i wouldn't drown it in the res. I found it and twisted its fucking fury head off and ripped the batteries from its asshole ( to later use to Nintendo Wii remotes).
Tonight when I left for work Melissa came home to find out her beloved easter bunny from hell had been decapitated, kidnapped, and brought to the basement of a strip club in the theater district. She was highly displeased, in result of the displeasure she took it upon herself to make my entire bedroom.. backwards. Mhm, everything was in shambles when i got home. lol.
I video taped the last time that bunny would ever sing that song, headless.