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[killlllerqueen]

so there's been this guy outside my house now for about...ehhh...20 minutes...
he's just been talking on his phone
i have no idea who the fuck he is
but i went outside on my deck and just sort of stared him down for a while
that was fun
sort of
he's still there
i don't know what to do...
i kind of want to get some sort of squirt gun and just like...sit out there again...with the squirt gun...staring at him...
and then dance around
and sing songs to him

i yelled at alex dodd today
don't worry...he yelled back