stole from lex
Childhood Trauma Survey
1. What was the first car your family had?:
i just remember it being maroon and ugly as fuck, and the interior was leather, and we had no air, and i lived in hawaii.. go figure?
2. What was the name of your first pet and why?:
some fish
3. How did your first pet die?:
they died by being old i guess.
4. What was the name of your elementary school?
mrs k (aka kamehameha or some shit)
5. Who was your first best friend?
ryan donally, he got sent to boarding school in 4th grade. he had red hair and acted exactly like the kid from problem child. he pissed on a teachers desk once.
6. Are you still friends today, and if not, what happened?:
refer to question 5.
7. What was your favorite board game?:
sorry!
8. Did you play house or other make believe games?:
you better believe i played house...hells yes
9. Were you a Dungeons and Dragons geek?:
no way...
10. Did you sleep with stuffed animals as a kid?
i was allergic.
11. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?:
no.
12. Who was the first person you looked up to when you were younger?:
no one really.
13. Who was your favorite relative?:
duhhmmm no one, well maybe my grandma
14. Were you short or tall in elementary school?:
talk as a damned tree
15. Were you teased in school?
not really..well sometimes for being the whitest kid. houlee hahaha.
16. What was the name of your favorite teacher?:
mrs berry..she had fake money you could win and she had stuff you could buy, and you could bring stuff for show in tell like the movies!
17. What was the name of your least favorite teacher?:
mrs K (not the kindergarden)..she was a damned bitch and always yelled at me.
18. What was your best subject in school?:
probably dance..or whatever. we learned to hula 8 weeks at a time.
19. What was your worst subject in school?:
math. still is. yuck!
20. Did you do well in Physical Education?:
heck yes i was one of the fastest runners and went to a track competition in honolulu.
21. Were you clumsy when you were younger?
kind of, i ran into things a lot and knocked my teeth out.
22. Who was your favorite band as a kid?:
tlc
23. What was your favorite movie as a kid?:
friday, or this one movie we had was like some barney shit.. my mom didnt really buy movies haha.
24. Did your parents read to you?:
sometimes
25. Did you have a favorite book?:
erppp "I love YOU' or some shit..and the grandma ones with the pokey thing..god i was a sucky kid haha.
26. What was your favorite restaurant as a kid?:
chichis or pizza hut. we didnt go out much. hawaii is expensive.
27. On what TV or movie star did you have a crush?:
i didnt really have one when i was a kid. when i got older it was Ty.. from home improvement?
28. Do you now wonder what you were thinking?:
yeah, yuck hes short.
29. Who was your first crush in school?:
calvin i dont know his last name. he asked me on a date in 4th grade, and i was sooo naive (like everyone) and didnt know what that was.. then i moved to TN..and boy did that change..haha
30. As a child, what kind of car did you want when you grew up?
a lexus, and i didnt even know what that was..damn did i have good taste.
31. Did your parents spank you?:
not really sometimes shed smack us with these sticks that were real flimsy and soft from a hawaiian tree in the front yard..god that sucked.. once keoni was holding me down and i peed my pants (thinking it would get HIM in trouble for holding me on the ground and not letting me up) and she hit the shit out of me with that, imagine getting spanked with itchy piss all over your ass hahahaha. god that sucked.
32. Did your parents fight a lot when you were a kid?:
my dad beat my mom actually.
33. Did your parents get divorced or stay married?:
they never got married but they seperated when i was 4.
34. If they got divorced, how old were you when it happened?:
4ish
35. Did you ever run away from home?:
hahah yes...keoni and i packed our toys almost every night.
36. How old were you when/if you first got glasses?
6th grade i think?
37. Did you need braces or a retainer?:
i probably do.
38. If you’re female, how old were you when you got your period?:
summer after 7th grade.
39. If you’re male, how old were you when you had your first wet dream?:
haha.
40. Both sexes - when did you start shaving?:
no idea but i wanted to real early and i remember my mom wouldnt let me... probably 6th gradeish.. i did try it onc ewhen i was like 6, and cut myself all over, and told mty mom i fell on a pice of plywood..wtf!??!?!
41. How old were you when you first masturbated?:
haha
42. Girls - when did you start wearing a bra?:
sometime around 5th grade i think...a sports bra. i got big boobz what can i say..
43. Both sexes - how old were you when you had your first real kiss?: like 6th grade?
44. Who was your first kiss with?:
some hawaiian boy
45. What was your first kiss like?:
i dont know, i was 3 i think.
46. How old were you when you went on your first date?:
like 16. ive never been on a real date always just going out with bfs.. but then justin asked me on one awww!!!!!!!!!! and paid!! bonus! :)
47. Who was your first date with?:
my first "real" date was with justin.
48. What did you do on your first date?:
mexican, way to win my heart. then the park.
49. How old were you when you first drank?:
my mom used to give us tastes of mixed drinks when i was a kid, haha super parent!
50. How old were you when you first tried drugs?:
11
51. Did you ever get kicked out of the house?:
word
GOD MY BOSS HASNT SHOWN UP SO IM JUST SITTING HERE BEING A GAYWAD NOT GETTING PAID FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
i guess this is ONE downer to working at home. my boss that lives in australia is probably asleep or something.. well god damn. and shes psychic so she probably knows im here and shes laughing about it AHHAHA GOD IM SO PARANOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. What was the first car your family had?:
i just remember it being maroon and ugly as fuck, and the interior was leather, and we had no air, and i lived in hawaii.. go figure?
2. What was the name of your first pet and why?:
some fish
3. How did your first pet die?:
they died by being old i guess.
4. What was the name of your elementary school?
mrs k (aka kamehameha or some shit)
5. Who was your first best friend?
ryan donally, he got sent to boarding school in 4th grade. he had red hair and acted exactly like the kid from problem child. he pissed on a teachers desk once.
6. Are you still friends today, and if not, what happened?:
refer to question 5.
7. What was your favorite board game?:
sorry!
8. Did you play house or other make believe games?:
you better believe i played house...hells yes
9. Were you a Dungeons and Dragons geek?:
no way...
10. Did you sleep with stuffed animals as a kid?
i was allergic.
11. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?:
no.
12. Who was the first person you looked up to when you were younger?:
no one really.
13. Who was your favorite relative?:
duhhmmm no one, well maybe my grandma
14. Were you short or tall in elementary school?:
talk as a damned tree
15. Were you teased in school?
not really..well sometimes for being the whitest kid. houlee hahaha.
16. What was the name of your favorite teacher?:
mrs berry..she had fake money you could win and she had stuff you could buy, and you could bring stuff for show in tell like the movies!
17. What was the name of your least favorite teacher?:
mrs K (not the kindergarden)..she was a damned bitch and always yelled at me.
18. What was your best subject in school?:
probably dance..or whatever. we learned to hula 8 weeks at a time.
19. What was your worst subject in school?:
math. still is. yuck!
20. Did you do well in Physical Education?:
heck yes i was one of the fastest runners and went to a track competition in honolulu.
21. Were you clumsy when you were younger?
kind of, i ran into things a lot and knocked my teeth out.
22. Who was your favorite band as a kid?:
tlc
23. What was your favorite movie as a kid?:
friday, or this one movie we had was like some barney shit.. my mom didnt really buy movies haha.
24. Did your parents read to you?:
sometimes
25. Did you have a favorite book?:
erppp "I love YOU' or some shit..and the grandma ones with the pokey thing..god i was a sucky kid haha.
26. What was your favorite restaurant as a kid?:
chichis or pizza hut. we didnt go out much. hawaii is expensive.
27. On what TV or movie star did you have a crush?:
i didnt really have one when i was a kid. when i got older it was Ty.. from home improvement?
28. Do you now wonder what you were thinking?:
yeah, yuck hes short.
29. Who was your first crush in school?:
calvin i dont know his last name. he asked me on a date in 4th grade, and i was sooo naive (like everyone) and didnt know what that was.. then i moved to TN..and boy did that change..haha
30. As a child, what kind of car did you want when you grew up?
a lexus, and i didnt even know what that was..damn did i have good taste.
31. Did your parents spank you?:
not really sometimes shed smack us with these sticks that were real flimsy and soft from a hawaiian tree in the front yard..god that sucked.. once keoni was holding me down and i peed my pants (thinking it would get HIM in trouble for holding me on the ground and not letting me up) and she hit the shit out of me with that, imagine getting spanked with itchy piss all over your ass hahahaha. god that sucked.
32. Did your parents fight a lot when you were a kid?:
my dad beat my mom actually.
33. Did your parents get divorced or stay married?:
they never got married but they seperated when i was 4.
34. If they got divorced, how old were you when it happened?:
4ish
35. Did you ever run away from home?:
hahah yes...keoni and i packed our toys almost every night.
36. How old were you when/if you first got glasses?
6th grade i think?
37. Did you need braces or a retainer?:
i probably do.
38. If you’re female, how old were you when you got your period?:
summer after 7th grade.
39. If you’re male, how old were you when you had your first wet dream?:
haha.
40. Both sexes - when did you start shaving?:
no idea but i wanted to real early and i remember my mom wouldnt let me... probably 6th gradeish.. i did try it onc ewhen i was like 6, and cut myself all over, and told mty mom i fell on a pice of plywood..wtf!??!?!
41. How old were you when you first masturbated?:
haha
42. Girls - when did you start wearing a bra?:
sometime around 5th grade i think...a sports bra. i got big boobz what can i say..
43. Both sexes - how old were you when you had your first real kiss?: like 6th grade?
44. Who was your first kiss with?:
some hawaiian boy
45. What was your first kiss like?:
i dont know, i was 3 i think.
46. How old were you when you went on your first date?:
like 16. ive never been on a real date always just going out with bfs.. but then justin asked me on one awww!!!!!!!!!! and paid!! bonus! :)
47. Who was your first date with?:
my first "real" date was with justin.
48. What did you do on your first date?:
mexican, way to win my heart. then the park.
49. How old were you when you first drank?:
my mom used to give us tastes of mixed drinks when i was a kid, haha super parent!
50. How old were you when you first tried drugs?:
11
51. Did you ever get kicked out of the house?:
word
GOD MY BOSS HASNT SHOWN UP SO IM JUST SITTING HERE BEING A GAYWAD NOT GETTING PAID FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
i guess this is ONE downer to working at home. my boss that lives in australia is probably asleep or something.. well god damn. and shes psychic so she probably knows im here and shes laughing about it AHHAHA GOD IM SO PARANOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!