I GOT A NEW CELL PHONE ITS PIMP
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I put money in tobeyfall's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday I helped acceptryan hide a body (-173 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last week I gave uberschall a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I stole marg3leo's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (132 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
killjillvol_1