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Hey kids!
Well after this weekend I'm pissed off and I feel unattractive. I've been trying to replace the French lesbian and crew with an all new line up of female friends. As you all know the French lesbian got Angry with me and remains to be so. So I called the British girl and she was in Pais Basco and she is the only link to the League of Extraordinary Big Breasted Women. So needless to say I was bored as hell. Gay Juan then invited me out for a drink and I thought why not since I didnt have any plans because all the girls were mad at us. After making plans with Juan, Angel called. He invited me to a botellon in Alcala de Henares. I was all about it but I wanted someone to go with me. I couldnt find anyone so I was back to plans with Gay Juan. The first night we went to Liquid (we always go to Liquid). I think Juan like me but I try to ignore that. During the night he uttered what must have had to been the gayest phrase ever said. "I'd just die to see Madonna in concert. It must be fabulous". If I wasnt drunk I would have went home. He then left me by myself because he claimed he was tired. That's when they attacked! A 39 year old Australian. My mom is going to be 43 soon so that was just gross. He asked if I'd go back to his hotel with him and I replied "No silly why would I do that when I have a house that you're not going to?". Before the Aussie attacked. A Polish boy had the balls to approach me. People I want to hit on me never do and the ugliest fucks in the room are always the most brazen. For that reason I came to conclusion that I'm fucked.
Saturday it was back to the streets with Gay Juan. Carlos and his braces wearing ass had the nerve to walk up and speak to me after what he did. So ofcourse I told him what I thought of him. 3 leg having asshole! Then I saw this Norwegian guy who I'm in love with. He started hitting on Gay Juan which killed my ego.
I'm never going out again
Well after this weekend I'm pissed off and I feel unattractive. I've been trying to replace the French lesbian and crew with an all new line up of female friends. As you all know the French lesbian got Angry with me and remains to be so. So I called the British girl and she was in Pais Basco and she is the only link to the League of Extraordinary Big Breasted Women. So needless to say I was bored as hell. Gay Juan then invited me out for a drink and I thought why not since I didnt have any plans because all the girls were mad at us. After making plans with Juan, Angel called. He invited me to a botellon in Alcala de Henares. I was all about it but I wanted someone to go with me. I couldnt find anyone so I was back to plans with Gay Juan. The first night we went to Liquid (we always go to Liquid). I think Juan like me but I try to ignore that. During the night he uttered what must have had to been the gayest phrase ever said. "I'd just die to see Madonna in concert. It must be fabulous". If I wasnt drunk I would have went home. He then left me by myself because he claimed he was tired. That's when they attacked! A 39 year old Australian. My mom is going to be 43 soon so that was just gross. He asked if I'd go back to his hotel with him and I replied "No silly why would I do that when I have a house that you're not going to?". Before the Aussie attacked. A Polish boy had the balls to approach me. People I want to hit on me never do and the ugliest fucks in the room are always the most brazen. For that reason I came to conclusion that I'm fucked.
Saturday it was back to the streets with Gay Juan. Carlos and his braces wearing ass had the nerve to walk up and speak to me after what he did. So ofcourse I told him what I thought of him. 3 leg having asshole! Then I saw this Norwegian guy who I'm in love with. He started hitting on Gay Juan which killed my ego.
I'm never going out again