One half of this family...
...Has never done pot. I know this because I walked into the family room, smelled a weird smell, raised an eyebrow and sarcastically quipped, "Gee Dad, are you doing pot?"
His response: "Yes, and I was doing a line of coke, but the kitten knocked it off. Then the other cat, BD, dropped my acid tablet so she's wandering around incredibly freaked out. Then the kitten used my syringe to do heroin."
*eyeroll* "Just a freaking question."
I wandered back out of the room then had to pass through it again. This time, he goes, "Besides how do you know I've ever done pot?"
"...Umm, we had that talk when you guys thought that my incense was covering up drug use?"
"That was Daddy."
*glare*
"Okay, so you and your Aunt J are the only ones in the house who haven't done pot!"
And I love my family.
His response: "Yes, and I was doing a line of coke, but the kitten knocked it off. Then the other cat, BD, dropped my acid tablet so she's wandering around incredibly freaked out. Then the kitten used my syringe to do heroin."
*eyeroll* "Just a freaking question."
I wandered back out of the room then had to pass through it again. This time, he goes, "Besides how do you know I've ever done pot?"
"...Umm, we had that talk when you guys thought that my incense was covering up drug use?"
"That was Daddy."
*glare*
"Okay, so you and your Aunt J are the only ones in the house who haven't done pot!"
And I love my family.