May 13, 2006 01:08
i lived my life dream tonight. for about 10 minutes.
we were walking into petco, and bryan found a gecko chillin in a puddle.
i brought it inside. they said it was free game since it was outside.
sweet deal!!! right?
kinda.
until i went to put it in a house thing, and it jumped out onto the floor.
all was well and good until this stupid little SHITTY KID came over and stuck his drippy nose where it didnt belong.
saying " oh lemme get it , i can get it!"
i told him to go back to his mom.
he wouldnt.
this kid was like 8 telling ME what to do.
so then he decides to move the shelving, and SQUISHES MY FUCKING GECKO.
and then goes " ummm you SQUISHED IT!" Me. who was crouching on the ground waiting for him to run out.
dumb little shit.
i told him to go away.
and as i was walking away, i told his mother than she needed to put a leash on that shit.
she loved that.
and then we went to see United 93.
LOLfest 2006.
dont go see it.