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Xfirecrackerx asked:
Q. how do you have the most amazing kids?
A. Well, I'd have to say it's a mix of genes and how they're raised. For example, my mother was a genius, that would explain why Dinah's so incredibly smart. Also, last night Josh and I taught her to say, "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" when she hears someone curse. I would say we rule as parents.
Q. what do you really think of my breakfast?
A. You seriously make the BEST pancakes I've ever had in my life. Swear to GOD.
Q. Do you ever stay sad for more than a day?
A. See, if you called me more often you would see that things are not all sunshine, lollipops, and candy for me. Being a stay at home mom has it's set backs. For example, Josh is the only adult I talk to. I have no other moms to hang out with. It's a very isolated life and you know how social I used to be. I have agoraphobia now for fucks sake!
Q. Are you asian?
A. No. That ain't black.
Q. Are you happy?
A. Aside from the previous diatribe, yes. I'm very happy. I have a great family. I couldn't ask for a better husband and my kids are healthy and quite possibly the most gorgeous children in the UNIVERSE. I just need to work on doing something that doesn't involve diapers, Dinah, or doing dishes.
Q. how do you have the most amazing kids?
A. Well, I'd have to say it's a mix of genes and how they're raised. For example, my mother was a genius, that would explain why Dinah's so incredibly smart. Also, last night Josh and I taught her to say, "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" when she hears someone curse. I would say we rule as parents.
Q. what do you really think of my breakfast?
A. You seriously make the BEST pancakes I've ever had in my life. Swear to GOD.
Q. Do you ever stay sad for more than a day?
A. See, if you called me more often you would see that things are not all sunshine, lollipops, and candy for me. Being a stay at home mom has it's set backs. For example, Josh is the only adult I talk to. I have no other moms to hang out with. It's a very isolated life and you know how social I used to be. I have agoraphobia now for fucks sake!
Q. Are you asian?
A. No. That ain't black.
Q. Are you happy?
A. Aside from the previous diatribe, yes. I'm very happy. I have a great family. I couldn't ask for a better husband and my kids are healthy and quite possibly the most gorgeous children in the UNIVERSE. I just need to work on doing something that doesn't involve diapers, Dinah, or doing dishes.