16:26:45: apparently i got an applause from the parents at an orientation session today for being awesome at my job. time to get a new one.
23:23:39: either my eyes got smaller or twitter got bigger. either way, ew.
23:25:44: @ lalalive23 I am having lots of anxiety over the whole office job thing. Cannot become too good at it, or I might begin to doubt my destiny.