Oct 17, 2006 14:58
oh man so i had this dream right i was hanging out with my grandma in florida and for some reason my parents were gonna be in new york so we were like lets go up and see them and hang out in new york while were at it so my grandma goes to dinner with my parents and i said hey can i go walk around new york city by myself and check out the shit and they said yeah so i walked around nyc for 5 hours and then wound up in this suburban ghetto where i saw the scariest shit i was walking around this building when all of the sudden this black guy dressed in a polar bear suit comes around the other side and he's on a cell phone and the only words i heard him say were yeah so recently i shot these two kids in the back and then he saw me so i fuckin took off and then realized my legs were completely shot from sightseeing all day so i was running with spaghetti legs trying to get away from a black man that reminded me of raekwon dressed in a polar bear suit and when i woke up this morning i could barely stand up in the shower and i had a charley horse in my left calf.