JP always wins =(
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I bought porn for newbiecici (10 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I set tobais's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March djperryboy and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-93 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Killerracer