THAT'S IT!!!!!!

[killerofjoy]

()U&T#Y)&TY(UW)YT(E)(GEWY)G(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GODDAMMIT I WON'T GO BACK TO SCHOOL!! AND I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DRINK AT DINNER IF I WANT!!! WHAT THE HELL DO THEY HAVE A DRINKING AGE FOR ANYWAY?!!! MY DAD IS A COUNTRY, I CAN DRINK WHENEVER I WANT TO BECAUSE HIS COUNTRY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DRINKING AGE, SO GIVE ME A BEER AT DINNER MOM!!!I CAN TAKE

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[ebonyeagle]

DRINK ANYWAY, MY SON. IT'S A GREAT STRESS RELIEVER.

[spear_happy]

Now, now. You wouldn't want him to fail out of school and be a shame and blight upon all of Prussia, would you?

[ebonyeagle]

Read above.

School's important but so is MORALE!

[spear_happy]

We'll improve his morale by offering beer as an incentive for going to school.

[ebonyeagle]

THAT WORKS TOO!

[killerofjoy]

HEY DAD, WANT TO LET ME OUT OF SCHOOL TOMORROW AND WE CAN GO HUNTING TOGETHER AGAIN AND DRINK LOTS OF BEER?

[ebonyeagle]

Your mother wants you in school.

BUT I PROMISE TO MAKE YOUR LUNCH AND CANTEEN BEER WITH IT FOR TOMORROW.

[killerofjoy]

But Yuuri said you're a weak country that doesn't exist anymore- how are you going to redeem yourself?

[ebonyeagle]

His father doesn't know from East to West. The boy wasn't taught any better.

[hailamericaaa]

I do too know the difference.

[ebonyeagle]

Oh yeah?

Then who am I?

[hailamericaaa]

East! The closest bit to Russia!

[ebonyeagle]

And why was I dissolved?

[killerofjoy]

So you admit that his father, America, is an unintelligent and lame country that CAN BE BROUGHT DOWN?

[ebonyeagle]

WITH PROPER EDUCATION, YES! AMERICA CAN BE BROUGHT DOWN.

[hailamericaaa]

Bring it!