Character: Rath Illuser
Series:
Dragon KnightsCharacter Age: A few centuries. Is as mature as a 14- 17-19-year old.
Canon: Dragons and elves rule the good side, demons the bad side and powerless humans live in the middle. The resurrection of the evil Demon Lord Nadil is imminent and a threat to anything remotely called peace. To fight this, the Dragon Lord employs three Dragon Knights to protect the kingdom and run little errands for him, like carrying severed heads around the continent before returning to the castle, escorting princesses, and fighting demons who oppose their cause. Unfortunately, the three aren’t the most suitable for the jobs. When one of them just wants to get home, the second lives for food and treasure and the third just wants to hunt demons, demons and even more demons, you’re in for nothing but trouble.
Rath Illuser is the Dragon Knight of Fire, the most trigger happy of the Knights and with an obsession with killing demons that borders on psychotic.. There’s really nothing he’d rather do; he even dresses in drag as a way to get to them! To the dismay of the people responsible for him, Rath is a walking disaster with no sense of shame, a drape-rapist who's never late to cause havoc, and not so careful about how he uses his fire based magic. Even though he’s bratty, selfish and dependent, he usually runs around with a huge grin on his face. Being a Dragon Knight means he’s supposed to be responsible for his actions, but he rather prefers things to be simple and fun. Being afflicted with a dragon of fire, he’s able to use fire based magic.
Sample Post:
Hellooooo~? Anyone around-ah, hi there. You don’t happen to have seen any demons around? Yes I know this is a camp, but I can’t see a reason for me to be here unless there’re demo-- wait, what about demonic inhabitants? Uh-huh, yeah? What, no! Not your kind! I mean real demons, not some second rate zombies. Yeah, that means you. … Talking trees? If I was looking for plants, I’d say so. But I’m looking for demons. Do I need to spell it out for you? D-E-M-O-N-S. They are often ugly, big and snarly. Not the brightest bunch-- although there’s a few back home that don’t fit this description-- and definitively nothing like trees. Or you. I don’t care how many of you there are. Like you’ll ever beat me! Why am I even wasting breath talking to a group of braintarded idiots anyway? I should just off you and go find real demons on my own. What a pain. It’s almost not worth the effort.
Demon in the sack? What’re you talking about? Is that a special kind of demon around here or are you just trying to be funny? Maybe I need to persuade you in another way, like losing you a limb or two if y-- Nevermind, you’re already… I think you just lost that arm. Yeah, behind you. See, this is why zombies are so unnecessary. I don't even get the satisfaction of destroying you, you're doing it yourself! You’re good for absolutely nothing, and I didn’t get much out of you. … Man, you’re really no fun to kill. Ugh, who knew fried zombie would smell so bad.
As for you. Your friend here wasn’t very informative, but there’s a lot of you left, so someone should hold a sufficient answer. I want real monster information. No, you still don’t count, weren’t you listening? Yes I killed your, what, was that your zombie …wife? Are you serious? Because this place is getting weirder by the minute. I don’t suppose you have severed heads of demon lords lying around that are causing some disturbance? Augh, why aren’t there any fun demons around?! Dammit, I should have taken another route to somewhere ripe for demon-hunting. It’s the first time in a month that I’ve managed to sneak out of the castle. What’s it to you anyway? I sure as hell never been here before. I don’t even have a name for it.
Camp Fuck You Die? Is that it? And what’s that supposed to mean?! I didn’t finally get out to get stuck in some camp. I was going to fight some demons and now I’m missing out! Pffffff, now it would even be fun being back doing reports if there are no demons here. I’m leaving. After killing you, of course. I’ve gotta have some joy, at least, and you deserved it--
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What tentacle monster~? ♪
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