yesterday,all my troubles seemed so far away

[killerlady]

yesterday me and kristin went to exotic pleasures,
she got a new tattoo and her nose pierced again,
i got my septum done,
after much,MUCH work and bullshit with mi madre,
fucking psychoooooo!
i decided to keep my left nose ring in,
instead of taking it out,
like i originally planned,
maybe ill even still get the right side pierced,
who knows?
heh.
so yadadadaaaaaa woo woo,
me and the lady bullshitted around for ever,
then finally met up at the Tree
to pick up Aaron,
since we planned on just kicking back and drinking,
matt met us up there and came to aarons,
after much beggin,
(boys are so difficult)
and we all just hung out blah de blah...
i go on forever.
and im almost positive no one even reads this...
so in that case....
last night i got gang banged by six black midgets,
AT THE SAME TIME,
i made them all cum into a cup,
which i made like six people drink from,
telling them it was a new pina colada,
muwahahahaha im completely out of my fucking mind.
oh yea,WHOS GOT THE CLAP.CHOP CHOP!CHOPPPPA!
but back to reality,
i woke up this morning decided to not drink vodka,
ever again,
then watch a lizzie marathon on disney and drank some tea,
now...shower-work-life=over..
beccas party is tomorrow night.
i think i have a date?
ha.
that was funny.
peace nuggets!