No amount of alcohol can constitute any kind of interaction with him
Had a lovely chat with Laura about Liam on MSN and long story short, Liam is in fact, a retard. XD
Anyway, besides the point. Toby totally told Kim about my antics with Liam and she has now promised to come up from London to personally kick my ass, considering she did 'protect' me from him at the last party by throwing Pie in my direction. And look where her efforts have led to. Nothingness.
Naturally, I'm crapping my pants but I know its all for love. The beating will remind me that no amount of alcohol can constitute any kind of interaction with Liam. As lovely, shy and retarded he is or ridiculously horny both parties are. So she text me while on the train to her interview and told me she dreamt that "psycho Dan" (which is Dan/DJ, but I can't be bothered to go into his flirting/shaking technique) had raped me and was actually freaking out that it had happened and she hadn't been there. So now she is vowing to protect me at the party.
And talking to Robyn, I realise I may have Dan, James or Liam, if he's had enough to drink, trying to rape me. So I need all the help I can get. That or hire some amazingly hot escort that would shame them all into -pre-pubescent states.
Its all gravy XD
Anyway, besides the point. Toby totally told Kim about my antics with Liam and she has now promised to come up from London to personally kick my ass, considering she did 'protect' me from him at the last party by throwing Pie in my direction. And look where her efforts have led to. Nothingness.
Naturally, I'm crapping my pants but I know its all for love. The beating will remind me that no amount of alcohol can constitute any kind of interaction with Liam. As lovely, shy and retarded he is or ridiculously horny both parties are. So she text me while on the train to her interview and told me she dreamt that "psycho Dan" (which is Dan/DJ, but I can't be bothered to go into his flirting/shaking technique) had raped me and was actually freaking out that it had happened and she hadn't been there. So now she is vowing to protect me at the party.
And talking to Robyn, I realise I may have Dan, James or Liam, if he's had enough to drink, trying to rape me. So I need all the help I can get. That or hire some amazingly hot escort that would shame them all into -pre-pubescent states.
Its all gravy XD