"Now, I'm gonna be fucking Jerry Springer"
God, I drank so much. well, not out of my own will although, I didn't need a lot of persuasion. XD I think it didn't help that I had 3 karge bottles to finish off and Laura kept feeding me vodka shots because she was amazed about how I didn't flinch or anything.
I wouldn't be surprised if my blood alcohol content is still above normal.
Evan's barn party consisted of him having load music on a PA system in the barn and then us camping afterwards. I didn't have a tent but I just planned to either shotgun a couch in the barn or just dive into a tent.
Becky only knew about the party on the day and I had spent the entire day convincing her to come to celebrate the end of the exams. I was super excited that it was the last exams and I think I managed to convince her with my contagious happiness.
Robyn totally blew me off and said she wasn't gonna go, using 'work' as an excuse. God, that girl needs to get a life instead of spending every waking moment with her b/f. Knowing Robyn, I had already made plans to go with Laura and she was always accommodating.
Anyway, 2 vodka shots and a whole bottle of some weird alcopop and a horrible lager, I was ready to go. I arrived a little bit more buzzed than the rest that were there but using my super ninja skills, I appeared half sober and more hyperactive.
I tried playing nice with the 3 girls who were from a lower year and seemed to be totally confused as to what was going on but they weren't all that sociable.
My evening iteniary was as follows:
- Find resident toilet for the evening
- Argue with Evan over how to make pizza
- Complain to Evan's mother about Evan's behaviour
- Berate Greg#2 for being a crapass b/f to Holly (Seriously, I asked him had he talked to Holly yet and he just replied 'I'll do it later'. He got a smack.)
- Find Greg#2 and Holly standing about and told Holly her b/f is actually crap
- Was offered Holly's home brew mix of alcohol.
- Tried Holly's home brew mix of alcohol.
- Attempted to burn Holly's home brew mix of alcohol and told her to never drink it again. Offered Holly a decent swig of my alcohol.
- Learned Holly is infact very cool and I didn't scare her entirely.
- Found Laura and other random girls who were invited but ended up leaving at 1.
- Danced for a long time to random rave music.
- Broke my necklace.
- Went outside and found Becky. Asked her to escort me to the lavatory.
- Sat down outside the barn on the road and had a long heartfelt chat with Becky.
And then, it got interesting. I was complaining about Liam and the whole "Wtf is going on?" scenario. Then Jordan comes over and sits down going "Alright laydeez?! What we talking about here?" So, I start explaining and when he realises we're talking about Liam, he starts telling me that Liam only completely ditched me at the first party because he thought I wasn't interested. After he declared his love for me, apparently, I blanked him.
So I said to Jordan, "What the hell do you say to a girl after she says 'I love you'?" to which his reply was "Good point. But..." Then he starts saying how when the guys were all talking and bonding or whatever it is they do, Liam did say it was for real and that he did like me.
Then Spooner
comes along and sits down and is there agreeing with Jordan and backing him up. I think my face could be described as "confused as fuck". Anyway, then a topless Goodman sees us on the floor and he joins us, asks whats going on and starts agreeing with Spooner and Jordan. Its a fucking conspiracy! So while I'm trying to digest all this, Goodman stands up and goes "I'll go get him. LIAM! LIAM! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! LIAM!"
Liam being Liam, shy as a...shy thing and refusing to make any sort of forward step to reconciliation is then pushed outside by Wiggy. Goodman grabs him an goes, "Now, I'm gonna be fucking Jerry Springer" to which I replied, "A naked Jerry Springer?" "Damn right. This naked Jerry Springer is gonna bring you lovebrids together. Now, make up!"
So, Liam is there, slightly freaking out but I think he consumed enough alcohol to take the edge off of it. So we're standing and talking and before you know it, we're on the floor making out. Didn't really expect it but uh...wasn't complaining. XD
So, during our session under the stars, Rosie comes over (¬_¬) and says
"Now don't do anything you'll regret." Excuse me, but I'm not a little slut like you little friend and CAN actually exert a little self control when it comes to guys.
Then Liam is demanding we move somewhere more private and against my wishes, carries me to a little corner in the field. Liam was very horny. I seriously had to fight him off because he had other ideas. Some people may refer to his actions as "violating" but being I jsut knew he was being a little friendly.
Then the whole crowd kinda emigrated to where we were so I told Liam to stop because my friends would probably take photos/videos and post them on Facebook and in the end, I did have to do some sly Damage Control. A girl has to maintain her reputation!
The sleeping arrangements werent great either. Given the situation, I knew I would be snuggling with Liam, which was great because he'd be like a hot water bottle. Except with blonde hair. And a really toned stomach as I found out. But we were staying in Owen's 6 man tent and it has tw compartments for sleeping. The middle isn't /designed/ for people to sleep in and yet, myself, Liam and Rowan were forced to sleep there. Then Dan comes along, dives in and demands to sleep in the tent. Then, he has the cheek to ask if I can unzip my sleeping bag and use it as a duvet for the both of us. Then he complains about something halfway through the night and relocates between Liam and Rowan.
Long story short: didn't get a good night's sleep but and ended up waking up at 5:30 to watch the sunrise. Liam was then being totally gay as usual when sober. I went to find Laura in a tent and then Jordan said that a lift into town was available. I assumed Liam went with them because I didn't see him after that.
And while I wore my shades to make me look half decent and we're all standing in a circle fighting off the gnats/midgets, Spooner gives me a diabolical grin and goes, "You wouldn't know anything about the huge midget bites on Liam's neck?"
End Note:
I'm not looking forward to Monday.