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Joan's back in town and it's been everything I ever thought it could be. Went to some bar called Perch which is where all the yuppies in Downtown LA go to so they can feel hip. And some bank vault bar. And I ate a lot of Korean food and watched a Korean movie on the Korean version of Jerry Sandusky. And I finally went to the Candy Cat and it was everything I ever thought it could be. Joan, Julie and I went to Sunny's Saloon and thank fucking god a big 60 year old guy took us under his wing otherwise we probably would've been sexually assaulted. Some stripper was so cracked she was dancing with her own reflection. Also, I saw my neighbors get a lap dance there. Today is Christmas Eve and I'm missing a gathering I wish I could be at but fuck, I want honey ham. Merry Christmas!