4th wall | Goldenrod |Monster Dogs and electric sugar high

[killer_sweets]

[The sun slowly begins to shine in the window of a familiar silver-haired boy. He slowly gets up, thinking about what he’s going to do to spice things up today, when he notices something seems … off. It’s not his surroundings but more that he feels off. It takes another moment, then he realizes he is feeling something, the flow of life and power

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[flameofpms]

[And suddenly there's an Entei running toward the electric dog Pokémon, obviously eager to see it. Who cares about Giratina or that other weird dog, IT'S RAIKOUUUU. Meanwhile, its new trainer walks after it, not very amused that it suddenly decided to run off on her. Some of the woman's features may resemble a certain someone, but this obviously isn't quite who Killua is thinking of; after all, her hair is longer, she has quite obvious C-cup breasts, and is sporting a miniskirt. Can't forget the heels, either.]

[killer_sweets]

[Killua was about to go where Mike was, when his Raikou is tackled. He notices the person walking behind the happy Entei. He's slightly miffed]

Well it look likes the Uncle Pissed woke...up [At that moment he's notices the new additions of his faux uncle.]

Holy crap, I didn't know the comas here make you go through sex changes!

[flameofpms]

[Whoa, whoa, back the fuck up. Is this kid seriously accusing her of being a tranny right now?]

...What?

[That is clearly a pure feminine voice.]

[killer_sweets]

[Sorry Xanxa, your about to learn this kid has no tact.]

I guess I got to start calling you, Auntie Pissed instead of Uncle Pissed.
[Male or Female Xanxus still sounds angry to Killua]

[flameofpms]

[Yep, Xanxa sure learned that all right.]

What the fuck are you talking about, brat?

[killer_sweets]

[Killua going to gives her a look]

I'm talking about how you turned from male to female over night. Unless the Joy clones did something to you.

[flameofpms]

[And Xanxa is going to give him a look right back.]

Stop talking like you know me, trash. I've always had a fucking vagina, and I've never seen you before in my life.

[killer_sweets]

SO it change you into a girl and took your memories huh.

Oh yes you have I'm Killua Zoldyck I'm Squalo's little brother. [he smirks at her, he can sense the same amount of killing intent from Xanxa]

[flameofpms]

No you're not.

[Unfortunately, Xanxa isn't quite as good as holding in her killing intent as Xanxus. So she's just going to whip out a gun and fire at him. Good luck trying to dodge such a huge blast of fire at such a close range.]

[killer_sweets]

[Killua didn't actually need to dodge his new Giritina merely picked him up and absorbed the blast for him. He blinks, the ghost dragon was pretty fast and durable if it could take such a hit.]

Great your temper got even worse. Let me elaborate I've been adopted by the Squalo that's here.

[flameofpms]

[Stupid dragon.

Xanxa is about to whip out her other gun and go all rapid fire on his ass, but then an idea suddenly dawns upon her. Hopefully one that will get this kid to stop spewing this bullshit.]

...Show me where this male counterpart of mine is staying. I can guarantee you he's still there.

[killer_sweets]

[Killua just look at from the top of the Giritina, he wasn't coming down anytime soon.]

Fine, I'll take you there but you better not do anything weird if Uncle Pissed is there.

[He pointed over to the pokémon center the dragon takes flight. The Raikou follow not far behind them

[flameofpms]

[And of course, Entei is following as well.]

What do you care what I do to him?

[She says as she nonchalantly twirls her gun in her hand...]

[killer_sweets]

[They arrive in front of the center, Killua jumps off and returns the legendarys to their pokéballs]

Because Squalo will kick my ass, for leading you to his precious boss.

[yep just him since Squalo obviously wouldn't dare go against his boss in any from that bastard happens to be in.]

[flameofpms]

Is that so?

[Xanxa returns Entei to its ball, as well, and follows Killua into the Pokémon Center.]

[sharkfoodbound]

[And at the Pokémon Center is one (1) Squalo, just on his way back out from checking on Xanxus. He couldn't not spot the duo in question. His eyes narrow.]

Voooi, why're you here?

[That goes to both of you.]