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"You're So Vain (You Probably Think This Post is About You)"
Satirized by grynz
You read in my Live Journal
Something you didn't want to see
Assuming I was writing about you
When I was writing for me
Your temper started rising
And its target couldn't flee
When at the first chance you gave quite a lecture
Gave quite a lecture, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
My writings in my Journal are
Without direction
Yet you're "calender counting" just
To see how the numbers run
Cuz' god forbid the posted count
Don't match the number shown
I have to say that it doesn't seem healthy
Doesn't seem healthy, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
I have to say that it doesn't seem healthy
Doesn't seem healthy, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well I have to say it's hard to feel
Safe posting what's on my mind
And it always seems to upset you
To hear about my time
And lord forbid my Gratitudes or
Posts don't mention you
Then yet again I am put on the defensive
Put on the defensive, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain (so vain)
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so vain...
(You probably think this post is about you)
You're so vain...
(You probably think this post is about you)
You're so vain...
Original Artist: Carly Simon
Original Song: You're So Vain
(c) Copyright 1972 by Quackenbush Music, Ltd.
(c) Copyright 2004 by K Porter - This song is a work of satire. Any parallels between you, others, real or imagined life events, and events gossiped about similar to any described by the lyrics of this song are purely coincidental. The author refuses responsibility for any hurt feelings and/or perceived slights. Upset due to above lyrics may be potential reason for personal self-examination and emotional growth.
Surgeon General's Warning: Taking the author seriously may be hazardous to your physical and emotional health. Handle with care.
Satirized by grynz
You read in my Live Journal
Something you didn't want to see
Assuming I was writing about you
When I was writing for me
Your temper started rising
And its target couldn't flee
When at the first chance you gave quite a lecture
Gave quite a lecture, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
My writings in my Journal are
Without direction
Yet you're "calender counting" just
To see how the numbers run
Cuz' god forbid the posted count
Don't match the number shown
I have to say that it doesn't seem healthy
Doesn't seem healthy, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
I have to say that it doesn't seem healthy
Doesn't seem healthy, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well I have to say it's hard to feel
Safe posting what's on my mind
And it always seems to upset you
To hear about my time
And lord forbid my Gratitudes or
Posts don't mention you
Then yet again I am put on the defensive
Put on the defensive, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain (so vain)
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so vain...
(You probably think this post is about you)
You're so vain...
(You probably think this post is about you)
You're so vain...
Original Artist: Carly Simon
Original Song: You're So Vain
(c) Copyright 1972 by Quackenbush Music, Ltd.
(c) Copyright 2004 by K Porter - This song is a work of satire. Any parallels between you, others, real or imagined life events, and events gossiped about similar to any described by the lyrics of this song are purely coincidental. The author refuses responsibility for any hurt feelings and/or perceived slights. Upset due to above lyrics may be potential reason for personal self-examination and emotional growth.
Surgeon General's Warning: Taking the author seriously may be hazardous to your physical and emotional health. Handle with care.