Bad Alphabet

[killer_mango]

I am making a bad alphabet.
This is what I have so far. Any suggestions?

A is for Aisle
B is for
C is for Czar
D is for
E is for Eisenhower
F is for
G is for Gnu
H is for
I is for Illegal
J is for Jalapenos
K is for Knowledge
L is for
M is for Mnemonic
N is for
O is for Oedipus
P is for Phlegm
Q is for Qatar
R is for
S is for Shoe
T is for Tsunami
U is for
V is for
W is for Writing
X is for
Y is for Yttrium
Z is for

Thanks!