We are most disconcerted by
this link we just found to a place in Alberta where they claim to be breeding radioactive LLamas that glow in the dark.
We will not have this.
We are not toys.
We can glow in the dark anyway.
We can do anything and we don't need you stupid humans to make us do it.
Go away.
Although we find some of the rest of the links on the site interesting and amusing, we must say.