BACON
I've seen so many ridiculous bacon products, I wonder if it might not be out of control. One Christmas I went down to Atlanta to visit the girlfriend's family. EDIT: I am confusing my Christmases. I did not in fact go to Atlanta for this one. The gf brought down to ATL some really great gifts from the excellent American Visionary Art Museum in Baltimore. These included, for her brother-in-law, a meatitarian of the highest order, a vinyl bacon wallet. (No, this was not all he received, but it was a pretty awesome gag gift.) According to her, he was soon after receiving said wallet transferring the contents of his perfectly nice leather wallet into the bacon wallet.
Now, I find this on Fark.com this morning. Yes, ladies, you too can get married in style while your husband wears his bacon tux (a bacon scent is included). Just don't forget to wear your bacon bra:
Now, I find this on Fark.com this morning. Yes, ladies, you too can get married in style while your husband wears his bacon tux (a bacon scent is included). Just don't forget to wear your bacon bra: