Public Service Announcement

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Attention all High School Students:

If you are experiencing any or all of these symptoms:

1. A dry, itchy scalp
2. brittle fingernails
3. blood constantly flowing into the face
4. grinding of the teeth
5. A sore throat
6. Heavy/Scratchy eyes
7. Or the feeling of your insides being ripped out...

You may be a Lahser High School student.

We advise you to take immediate action and skip school.

It is for the good of your health!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for your time.