And they said it couldn't be done.

[killer_hush]

To think, some people thought I was crazy for sequestering myself in the basement lab for the past few weeks. But I found it. Reintroducing: the lovely, the deadly, the green...

POISON IVY!

Comments

[thebatwoman]

Oh good. I've been looking for an actual fight.

[helenahuntress]

You have to promise to share her, dammit. I haven't had a good challenge in weeks.

[thebatwoman]

Don't be greedy.

[helenahuntress]

I'm not greedy, I'm just in need of a challenge before my body ruptures, newbie.

[thebatwoman]

Don't get snippy, Huntress. I'm sure if you don't get a shot at Ivy this time, she'll be back for round two. She's annoying like that.

[helenahuntress]

Whatever. Enjoy dealing with her pheromones by yourself, then.

[helenahuntress]

Please. I distinctly remember that my pre-Batman asskicking is why your little boyfriend had to change you back in the first place.

[helenahuntress]

Please, with my track record? It's the other way around, sister. Say your prayers before the next time you go out and about in my city.

[helenahuntress]

I'd start asking your plants, at the very least, and maybe that wind-up toy that follows you around and sometimes comes out to play with Jon. You'd need all the help you could get with me.

[killer_hush]

Hey, I am not a wind-up toy. Kiss my ass.

Also: I like where this is going.

[killer_hush]

You are so. Cruel.