First Club Activity Day
I ended up with Home Economics AkA cooking because the other club selections were already taken, except for CAT. I didn't get that for one good reason... i want to enjoy my saturdays! So there, I ended up in Home Eco.
Today was the first day of club activities. Classes are shortened and they will attend their respective club advisories. Technically, classes ARE suspended.. but the hell with it, it was announced 1pm, and most of the students are present, so we resumed classes anyway.
1545H
i went to the Home Eco Laboratory to check their attendance. Seriously, i already know how many students i will handle.. 58 students. but nevertheless, i must be prepared for more unexpected facepalm moments.
*kel enters classroom*
Kel: Good Afternoon, Class.
Girl 1: EH? si sir Kel ang advisor?
Kel: yes i am, and stop with the Sir Kel thing.
Girl 2: uy! Sir, baka ibagsak mo naman kami dito ah. Extra Curricular subject na nga lang ito, gagamitan mo pa kami ni math!
4th Year students: *laughing*
Kel: Geh. i dont intend to, unless you really suck at cooking that is.
Kel: Anyways... copy this on your notebooks and i'll leave for now. I'll be back later after 20mins.
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Pro tip: the club consists of students from all levels, 1st yr to 4th yr. And yes, they are ALL females.
During those 20mins, i was just having some lol chats with the antarticans.. the usual LOL YM conference. Then i went back.
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Kel: *introduction to cooking* (too long to type, too lazy to type XD)
Girl: Sir question, may uniform po kami dito sa club di ba?
Kel: Yes, You'll be required to wear your school maroon shirts, and also, you'll need to wear an apron as well.
Girl 2: Sir, Apron lang? baduy.
Kel: and why?
Girl 2: sir naman, di na uso ang apron sa kusina.
Kel: It's a requirement, do you have any suggestions?
Girl 2: wala naman sir, hehehe.
Kel: Bah. other questions?
Girl 1: Sir, pano kayo natuto magluto?
Kel: hmm, laking kusina ako, i used to watch my grandma cook and there.
Girl 1: So sir you cook for friends too?
Kel: Of course. Why ask?
Girl 1: wala lang sir, kasi napapansin ko lang madalas kayong kumakain kasama ni mam *****. Kayo din ba nagluluto nun?
Girl 2: sir kayo na ba? yiiieeee~!
3rd year student: si mam at si sir... hmm.. i dunno pero parang OTP noh?
3rd year student 2: parang nga sir, bagay naman kayo eh.
Girl 3: oh di kaya si english teacher *****. pede din kayo...
Girl 4: AY CHISMIS~!
3rd year student: ay alam mo ba... *blah blah*
Kel: ...
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and there you have it, the club session ended up as a showbiz talk show. them as the hosts, and i'm in the hot Seat... YET AGAIN~!
GEEZ...
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Kel: Class dismiss!
*facepalm*
Today was the first day of club activities. Classes are shortened and they will attend their respective club advisories. Technically, classes ARE suspended.. but the hell with it, it was announced 1pm, and most of the students are present, so we resumed classes anyway.
1545H
i went to the Home Eco Laboratory to check their attendance. Seriously, i already know how many students i will handle.. 58 students. but nevertheless, i must be prepared for more unexpected facepalm moments.
*kel enters classroom*
Kel: Good Afternoon, Class.
Girl 1: EH? si sir Kel ang advisor?
Kel: yes i am, and stop with the Sir Kel thing.
Girl 2: uy! Sir, baka ibagsak mo naman kami dito ah. Extra Curricular subject na nga lang ito, gagamitan mo pa kami ni math!
4th Year students: *laughing*
Kel: Geh. i dont intend to, unless you really suck at cooking that is.
Kel: Anyways... copy this on your notebooks and i'll leave for now. I'll be back later after 20mins.
----
Pro tip: the club consists of students from all levels, 1st yr to 4th yr. And yes, they are ALL females.
During those 20mins, i was just having some lol chats with the antarticans.. the usual LOL YM conference. Then i went back.
----
Kel: *introduction to cooking* (too long to type, too lazy to type XD)
Girl: Sir question, may uniform po kami dito sa club di ba?
Kel: Yes, You'll be required to wear your school maroon shirts, and also, you'll need to wear an apron as well.
Girl 2: Sir, Apron lang? baduy.
Kel: and why?
Girl 2: sir naman, di na uso ang apron sa kusina.
Kel: It's a requirement, do you have any suggestions?
Girl 2: wala naman sir, hehehe.
Kel: Bah. other questions?
Girl 1: Sir, pano kayo natuto magluto?
Kel: hmm, laking kusina ako, i used to watch my grandma cook and there.
Girl 1: So sir you cook for friends too?
Kel: Of course. Why ask?
Girl 1: wala lang sir, kasi napapansin ko lang madalas kayong kumakain kasama ni mam *****. Kayo din ba nagluluto nun?
Girl 2: sir kayo na ba? yiiieeee~!
3rd year student: si mam at si sir... hmm.. i dunno pero parang OTP noh?
3rd year student 2: parang nga sir, bagay naman kayo eh.
Girl 3: oh di kaya si english teacher *****. pede din kayo...
Girl 4: AY CHISMIS~!
3rd year student: ay alam mo ba... *blah blah*
Kel: ...
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and there you have it, the club session ended up as a showbiz talk show. them as the hosts, and i'm in the hot Seat... YET AGAIN~!
GEEZ...
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Kel: Class dismiss!
*facepalm*