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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM SICK OF FUCKING EMO KIDS!!!!!!!!!
In the past month there has been an excessive amount of emo-ness. Luckily emo people can’t make it in my school (they will be killed), so my school time is emo-free. I understand making one song about self mutilation, but it’s not a thing you make a living out of. And if you have your videos shown on TRL or some shit like that, you have to keep your dignity. They go running up on stage jumping up and down "it’s so awesome to be on trl! This is so cool!" Carson Daily (I have no fucking idea how to spell his name): "How have you been? How is life being a rockstar?" Emo fucker: Oh it’s great, we love our fans, and we have so many of them! I love you guys! Its great being a rockstar, watching all those people at our concerts, its great." Now for my rant. YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING ROCK STAR, YOU ARE A PUSSY WHO CRYS ON STAGE! Have you noticed that all they sing about is cutting their wrists and blacking their eyes or some shit like that? I want to ask you something. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FUCKING SCAR ON ANY EMO-STAR WRIST?! Maybe on a rare occasion you will see what looks like a paper cut that was from ALL THE FUCKING MONEY YOU HAVE. And now they're inspiring people to cut themselves, and talk about suicide. And when one of the emo-zealots does cut themselves (which once again looks like a paper cut, but not from money this time because they spent it all on fucking emo CDs) they show it to all their friends, compare the size, share the story behind the "wound" and cream themselves over it. I was with this one girl at Devyns house who is a perfect example of this. Now I'm not trying to be an ass, I have to. She was sitting there eating candy jumping up and down like a 4 year old on coffee and talking about where she got her pants. Then out of nowhere she says "*giggle* life is so hard, you know... like I hate people. You know, like sometimes I just want to end it all, you know? *giggle*" It took every bit of restraint and self control in my body to stop myself from going off on her. If all they ever want to talk about it kill themselves because now it has been made trendy. I wanted so bad to just say "GO KILL YOURSELF THEN, PLEASE, GIVE ME THE PLEASURE OF SEEING THE FIRST FUCKING EMO KID TO ACCUALLY END THEIR MISERABLE EXISTANCE! COME ONE, DONT MAKE ME WAIT; KILL YOUR SELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" The kids see their favorite emo-stars on mtv talking about killing themselves, and then they all want to do the same so they can be cool. The other half of their album consists of them talking about how no one likes them. WELL YOU’RE A FUCKING EMO KID! NO ONE LIKES PUSSIES! Well, you know what kind of pussy I mean... But because they are emo (and because there is no justice left in this world) they get friends from whining about having none. They're like spoiled kids with mad pms. This is the first time I give the "Gangsta Pimp Homeboys" credit. I would love nothing more than to see the niggers shoot up the emo fuckers so they don’t have to do it themselves. I give them credit for not falling into temptation a second time and sticking with what their first attempt to be cool. At first there was a major rap wave and everyone turned to "gangstas" so they could be cool. Then people got tired of that and decided that they would rather sit for an hour watching a person cry on stage. Some of the gangstas converted (they will go to hell for this, I’m sure) into emo kids for another attempt to be cool. I respect the people who tried to be cool and didn't feel the need to do it again. So if there are any gangstas reading this, I hate you but I respect you. Now, if your emo and your reading this and think "how could he be so harsh, I have to cry now, and slit my wrists, then tell other people I'm going to kill myself with no intent of actually doing anything" then FUCK YOU! If you self-mutilate, and do if for reasons other than becoming popular, you would keep it as quiet as you can. Even if the whole school knows because you told 5 people or because you had 35 stitches on your arm had a slight problem hiding it, you wouldn't go advertising it. How can you make an entire CD dedicated to killing yourself, and then not do anything. I understand if its one of your short songs that no one really hears, but making a whole album of it, and then a music video! If someone can put THAT much effort on telling the entire world that they are going to kill themselves, then they can fucking climb a tree with a rope, tie it around your emo neck, tie the other end to a branch, and jump. Sounds a lot easier than gathering a band, playing underground until you get a record deal, making 12 CDs, making 12 music videos and then playing concerts everyday. Well once again, to the emo kids, FUCK YOU!
This message to the emo-cunts was proudly shared to you all today by Dan Spargo.
Have a nice day (unless your emo, then have a horrible day so you can kill yourself)
-Danny
P.S. Here's a lyric for you "some things are better left unsaid, but I'd like to see a bullet in your head!"
In the past month there has been an excessive amount of emo-ness. Luckily emo people can’t make it in my school (they will be killed), so my school time is emo-free. I understand making one song about self mutilation, but it’s not a thing you make a living out of. And if you have your videos shown on TRL or some shit like that, you have to keep your dignity. They go running up on stage jumping up and down "it’s so awesome to be on trl! This is so cool!" Carson Daily (I have no fucking idea how to spell his name): "How have you been? How is life being a rockstar?" Emo fucker: Oh it’s great, we love our fans, and we have so many of them! I love you guys! Its great being a rockstar, watching all those people at our concerts, its great." Now for my rant. YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING ROCK STAR, YOU ARE A PUSSY WHO CRYS ON STAGE! Have you noticed that all they sing about is cutting their wrists and blacking their eyes or some shit like that? I want to ask you something. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FUCKING SCAR ON ANY EMO-STAR WRIST?! Maybe on a rare occasion you will see what looks like a paper cut that was from ALL THE FUCKING MONEY YOU HAVE. And now they're inspiring people to cut themselves, and talk about suicide. And when one of the emo-zealots does cut themselves (which once again looks like a paper cut, but not from money this time because they spent it all on fucking emo CDs) they show it to all their friends, compare the size, share the story behind the "wound" and cream themselves over it. I was with this one girl at Devyns house who is a perfect example of this. Now I'm not trying to be an ass, I have to. She was sitting there eating candy jumping up and down like a 4 year old on coffee and talking about where she got her pants. Then out of nowhere she says "*giggle* life is so hard, you know... like I hate people. You know, like sometimes I just want to end it all, you know? *giggle*" It took every bit of restraint and self control in my body to stop myself from going off on her. If all they ever want to talk about it kill themselves because now it has been made trendy. I wanted so bad to just say "GO KILL YOURSELF THEN, PLEASE, GIVE ME THE PLEASURE OF SEEING THE FIRST FUCKING EMO KID TO ACCUALLY END THEIR MISERABLE EXISTANCE! COME ONE, DONT MAKE ME WAIT; KILL YOUR SELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" The kids see their favorite emo-stars on mtv talking about killing themselves, and then they all want to do the same so they can be cool. The other half of their album consists of them talking about how no one likes them. WELL YOU’RE A FUCKING EMO KID! NO ONE LIKES PUSSIES! Well, you know what kind of pussy I mean... But because they are emo (and because there is no justice left in this world) they get friends from whining about having none. They're like spoiled kids with mad pms. This is the first time I give the "Gangsta Pimp Homeboys" credit. I would love nothing more than to see the niggers shoot up the emo fuckers so they don’t have to do it themselves. I give them credit for not falling into temptation a second time and sticking with what their first attempt to be cool. At first there was a major rap wave and everyone turned to "gangstas" so they could be cool. Then people got tired of that and decided that they would rather sit for an hour watching a person cry on stage. Some of the gangstas converted (they will go to hell for this, I’m sure) into emo kids for another attempt to be cool. I respect the people who tried to be cool and didn't feel the need to do it again. So if there are any gangstas reading this, I hate you but I respect you. Now, if your emo and your reading this and think "how could he be so harsh, I have to cry now, and slit my wrists, then tell other people I'm going to kill myself with no intent of actually doing anything" then FUCK YOU! If you self-mutilate, and do if for reasons other than becoming popular, you would keep it as quiet as you can. Even if the whole school knows because you told 5 people or because you had 35 stitches on your arm had a slight problem hiding it, you wouldn't go advertising it. How can you make an entire CD dedicated to killing yourself, and then not do anything. I understand if its one of your short songs that no one really hears, but making a whole album of it, and then a music video! If someone can put THAT much effort on telling the entire world that they are going to kill themselves, then they can fucking climb a tree with a rope, tie it around your emo neck, tie the other end to a branch, and jump. Sounds a lot easier than gathering a band, playing underground until you get a record deal, making 12 CDs, making 12 music videos and then playing concerts everyday. Well once again, to the emo kids, FUCK YOU!
This message to the emo-cunts was proudly shared to you all today by Dan Spargo.
Have a nice day (unless your emo, then have a horrible day so you can kill yourself)
-Danny
P.S. Here's a lyric for you "some things are better left unsaid, but I'd like to see a bullet in your head!"