003 ❁ [text/action] Derping in the Market (backdated to September 30th)

Oct 01, 2011 11:17

[Having gotten the hang of switching the PDA's functions, Alma decides to make a Public Service Announcement]

Hey guys, the market's working.

Come get food.

Anyone see any mayonnaise?

[Anyone who wants to can show up to derp in the Ole Towne Market.]

free toaster with every purchase, making everything 20% cooler, tastes like horsemanfish, !ic - niteo_nix, omg single rainbow! so intense!, all the mayonnaise is gone

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[Text] shroud_of_gray October 2 2011, 00:44:05 UTC
[Yorda is already drawn to the market by the strange smells. She's wandering about, looking quite scuffed and dirty from her running about the desolate city. She notices Alma's post and wonders if this is what he means.]

What is a market for? What is mayonnaise?

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[Text] killedyuu October 2 2011, 05:57:42 UTC
[Oh his new glowfriend! He nearly switches to video but remembers she won't understand him then..]

Markets sell things. Clothes, food, and lots of other stuff.

Mayonnaise is the best thing EVER! You can dip food in it, spread it on top of food, cook food with it, mix it into stuff...

IT'S THE BEST!

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[Text] shroud_of_gray October 6 2011, 11:16:57 UTC
That is amazing. I would like very much to see.

So it is something you eat? I have only ever eaten the green and red fruit. What does it look like? I will try to find it for Alma.

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[Text] killedyuu October 8 2011, 13:54:52 UTC
Then you should come over and see it! It probably won't last long, because the amusement park didn't when it started up like this.

You've only eaten fruit? I'll have to show you all the foods you can eat here then! Mayonnaise is the best kind of food, of course, but it's not the only kind. Mayonnaise is like a white thick sauce that usually comes in jars, but if you can find a can with the name "Mayonnaise" on it in English, that'll work too!

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[Text] shroud_of_gray October 9 2011, 03:59:07 UTC
[She's totally toddling out to go see the market oh my god]

Yes. Once.

I would like to try all foods if I can. To taste something is very strange but it was very nice. I would like to continue to do that.

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[Text] killedyuu October 11 2011, 05:44:05 UTC
Only once? [bwuh? Alma figured he's misreading or something.]

It's awesome, I'll show you lots of food! Just try not to eat anything that's not food.

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[Text] shroud_of_gray October 11 2011, 14:56:40 UTC
Yes. [Nope, totally read that right.]

Thank you, Alma. I think most food is the things that grow, yes?

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