remember today of last year?
remember tomorrow of last year?
two of the best days ever?
drinking all afternoon, then having to go to work...
once an hour passes, the phone rings.
"thanks for calling williams, paul speaking."
"hi there, im really sorry but could i speak to jessica lozynsky?"
-"hello?"
"hi jessica, this is chris thompson, i mean, aaron lozynsky, mom fell down the stairs."
-"whaaa---!!" (fake tears)
"hello? hahahahahahah!!!"
-"okay, i'll go straight home!"
"james, i have to go.. (quivering lip)
..theres an emergency, something happened to my mom..
i.. ive gotta go!!"
get changed and walk straight home...
TO THE RUNT CLUB.
bottoms up ladies,
this is a kickass party.
ka-bam!
two of the best days ever?
drinking all afternoon, then having to go to work...
once an hour passes, the phone rings.
"thanks for calling williams, paul speaking."
"hi there, im really sorry but could i speak to jessica lozynsky?"
-"hello?"
"hi jessica, this is chris thompson, i mean, aaron lozynsky, mom fell down the stairs."
-"whaaa---!!" (fake tears)
"hello? hahahahahahah!!!"
-"okay, i'll go straight home!"
"james, i have to go.. (quivering lip)
..theres an emergency, something happened to my mom..
i.. ive gotta go!!"
get changed and walk straight home...
TO THE RUNT CLUB.
bottoms up ladies,
this is a kickass party.
ka-bam!