"Farrah" needs:
Google "(insert your name) needs" and pick out the first few zingers...
I tried it with and without quotes, this is what I stumbled upon.
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1) Farrah needs To move on seriously. (up to the east si-ide. to a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y-yyyy)
2) Farrah needs release in more ways than one. (isn't THAT the truth)
3) I think farrah needs more than something to strap on. (uh huuuhhhh, yup, isn't THAT the truth)
4) Farrah needs to be left alone a little bit. (to partake in #2?)
5) I think Farrah needs to take a hike along with Alf and Fatherhood.
(too disturbed to comment)
6) I think farrah needs therapy. (after this post, I agree)
7) Farah needs to go to a mental institution. (again, after this post, I agree)
8) Farrah needs to know who's going. (who's coming with me? *swinging briefcase around with a baggied gold fish*)
9) Rescued from the shelter with her mom and sister and now Farrah needs a home. (I'm a very good kitty.)
10) Farrah needs to swallow her pride and drink some ginger tea with honey. (I'd rather swallow something else)
I guess it doesn't help that I share my name with a celeb. Especially this one:
(I pray to God I age more gracefully than this)
I tried it with and without quotes, this is what I stumbled upon.
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1) Farrah needs To move on seriously. (up to the east si-ide. to a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y-yyyy)
2) Farrah needs release in more ways than one. (isn't THAT the truth)
3) I think farrah needs more than something to strap on. (uh huuuhhhh, yup, isn't THAT the truth)
4) Farrah needs to be left alone a little bit. (to partake in #2?)
5) I think Farrah needs to take a hike along with Alf and Fatherhood.
(too disturbed to comment)
6) I think farrah needs therapy. (after this post, I agree)
7) Farah needs to go to a mental institution. (again, after this post, I agree)
8) Farrah needs to know who's going. (who's coming with me? *swinging briefcase around with a baggied gold fish*)
9) Rescued from the shelter with her mom and sister and now Farrah needs a home. (I'm a very good kitty.)
10) Farrah needs to swallow her pride and drink some ginger tea with honey. (I'd rather swallow something else)
I guess it doesn't help that I share my name with a celeb. Especially this one:
(I pray to God I age more gracefully than this)