it's my birthday!
dear livejournal,
oh hey guys I'm 22 years old today.
i haven't updated in a very long time
I'm probably getting rid of this thing soon since twitter pretty much sums up my life in 140 characters or less,
there's really no use to go in depth anymore.
but... here's what's been going on since I updated last (which was like in august or something idk):
I shaved my hair into a mohawk, now i have a "tegan and sara" -esque fashiony mullet~ it's so trashy i like it.
I got more tattoos.
I decided I would never date again unless the guy is rich or famous or something otherwise see ya!
I've landed some photography jobs
I started working for the photo department at unh as a darkroom assistant.
I only have three classes left of my college career.
I got screwed over by one of my best friends.
I almost got murdered in my sleep by a coke addict choking me.
I got tabbed at a party and thought I found a witches house in the woods.
I broke someone's bathroom door off the hinges - i'm getting stronger.
I've stopped talking to mostly everyone I used to be friends with in new hampshire and I couldn't be happier about it.
I was leeloo from the 5th element for halloween.
I spent most of my time fighting off sexual advances from assholes/pussy assholes and just drank a lot of jd and ignored mostly everybody.
steph went to london and she's still there and I still miss her.
my mom coined the term "fagitis" - no vaccine.
apparently i can make a lot of money by scamming people.
I did some modeling and ended up on a dutch porn site - (i plan on modeling more though they got taken down)
are you ready for the sex girls? youtube it.
I've gotten WAY into rap...who would have ever thought? i blame obama.
I swear i am getting taller...or everyone else is shrinking.
someone tried to set me up with someone younger than my brother...pedo.
I've been wearing a long blonde wig around campus sometimes, it's funny to get frat guy attention.
I've been sewing a lot making models of houses and people.
I started burning my photographs/playing with the deconstruction of a photograph.
my butt is now in it's prime.
i have made a plan to move far away and say FUCK YOU to new hampshire and everyone else (besides steph, shannon, and john)
the end.
goodbye livejournal, it's been great drama-filled fun over the years.
later boners.
-heather
oh hey guys I'm 22 years old today.
i haven't updated in a very long time
I'm probably getting rid of this thing soon since twitter pretty much sums up my life in 140 characters or less,
there's really no use to go in depth anymore.
but... here's what's been going on since I updated last (which was like in august or something idk):
I shaved my hair into a mohawk, now i have a "tegan and sara" -esque fashiony mullet~ it's so trashy i like it.
I got more tattoos.
I decided I would never date again unless the guy is rich or famous or something otherwise see ya!
I've landed some photography jobs
I started working for the photo department at unh as a darkroom assistant.
I only have three classes left of my college career.
I got screwed over by one of my best friends.
I almost got murdered in my sleep by a coke addict choking me.
I got tabbed at a party and thought I found a witches house in the woods.
I broke someone's bathroom door off the hinges - i'm getting stronger.
I've stopped talking to mostly everyone I used to be friends with in new hampshire and I couldn't be happier about it.
I was leeloo from the 5th element for halloween.
I spent most of my time fighting off sexual advances from assholes/pussy assholes and just drank a lot of jd and ignored mostly everybody.
steph went to london and she's still there and I still miss her.
my mom coined the term "fagitis" - no vaccine.
apparently i can make a lot of money by scamming people.
I did some modeling and ended up on a dutch porn site - (i plan on modeling more though they got taken down)
are you ready for the sex girls? youtube it.
I've gotten WAY into rap...who would have ever thought? i blame obama.
I swear i am getting taller...or everyone else is shrinking.
someone tried to set me up with someone younger than my brother...pedo.
I've been wearing a long blonde wig around campus sometimes, it's funny to get frat guy attention.
I've been sewing a lot making models of houses and people.
I started burning my photographs/playing with the deconstruction of a photograph.
my butt is now in it's prime.
i have made a plan to move far away and say FUCK YOU to new hampshire and everyone else (besides steph, shannon, and john)
the end.
goodbye livejournal, it's been great drama-filled fun over the years.
later boners.
-heather