Trimmer
Title: Trimmer
Chapters: oneshot
Author:kill_my_sorrow
Genre: humor
Rating: PG-13
Bands: Dir en grey
Pairings/Characters: ToshiyaxDie
Warnings: language
Summary: Toshiya wants a haircut and asks Die for help…
Comments: Me and my friends have discussed Toshiyas new hairstyle for so long that I just had to write this xD
“What the hell…” was probably the sentence uttered by most Dir en Grey fans when they first lay eyes on Toshiyas new haircut. What had driven the bassist to do something so rash? A middle age crisis? A sudden need for attention? Or maybe it had something to do with the upcoming release of the new album.
People could speculate all they wanted, for there were only two people who knew the true reason….
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“Toshiya, please be reasonable. You can’t let him cut your hair, if you want your hair short just go to the hairdresser!”
“No I won’t. I’ve decided to save money this month so I trust Die to do a perfect job.”
“But he’s not using a scissor, he’s using a fucking hair trimmer! I wouldn’t let him near me with that thing…” Kyos eyes traveled from Die to the trimmer in his hand and back to Die again.
“Hey, you look at me like I’m gonna kill Totchi with this, I’ll just fix his hair, anybody can do that. Right Shinya?” The guitarist turned to the drummer who suddenly got a nervous expression on his otherwise calm features.
“Eh, I’m not saying you’re bad or anything, but when you volunteered to trim Miyus fur, well, it took some time for her to look normal again…”
The studio door swung open announcing Kaoru presence and Kyo immediately filled him in on what was going on. Die hoped the more mature man would at least have a little higher thoughts of him.
“Die’s giving him a haircut? Isn’t that kinda like letting that guy from Terror on Elm street fix your hair?” Kyo was now bending over, suffocating with laughter. All of this seemed to really piss Toshiya of though.
“Just shut up you dickheads! We’ll show you…” And with the bassist grabbed Die’s hand, dragging him out of the studio, slamming the door shut behind them. Kaoru and Shinya were both shaking their heads in doubt, and Kyo was bracing himself in for another laugh attack.
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Both of them were positioned in front of the big mirror in Toshiyas bedroom, the bassist placed on a chair in front of it, and a very nervous Die standing behind him, never lifting his eyes from the floor.
“I, I don’t think we should do this… maybe the others are right you know?”
“Babe, listen. Those guys are idiots. But I trust you, I know your good with your hands already…” Toshiya turned around, slowly dragging the other down into a soon to be passionate kiss. But much to the guitarists dismay it ended all too soon. “We’ll continue that later, that is, if you cut my hair.”
“Ok, fine. I’ll give you the best damn haircut of your life!” The bassist smiled, happy he had been able to give some encouragement to his boyfriend. “Alright, close your eyes then…” Die slowly turned the trimmer on and
put it to the others head. After a little while it actually looked perfectly fine, perfectly fine except for that part of hair close to the ear, it was too long. But after some adjustments that looked good as well, only now it was much shorter than the rest of the hair… The guitarist cursed under his breath. This damn thing is too slow, can’t you drive it any faster? much to his happiness he soon discovered he could turned it into an even higher gear. Oh yeah, now were talking! What Die didn’t know was that you probably shouldn’t use that speed unless you’re actually skilled, so when he put it in the hair once more a frightening sound emerged from the machine and a big wad of hair fell to the floor. In terror Die’s eyes wandered from the hair on the floor to the now bold spot on the side of Toshiyas head.
“Hey babe, everything ok?”
“Uhm…” Die hysterically tried to pull on the other hair so it would cover the spot, but to no good. Maybe if I could glue it back on… No, that won’t help! He was on the brink of going crazy, how the hell could he be so clumsy. The others are right, I’m a walking fucking disaster.
“Shave it off.” Die was quickly brought back from his thoughts. Had the other man seen what he had done? No, he’s eyes were still closed. “It will be my payback on those assholes, now they will have something to be shocked about for sure. But just shave half of it. You know it will be winter soon, don’t wanna get too cold.” Die wasn’t sure whether his lover was a genius or a complete moron. Either way he couldn’t have been more relieved. Now no one would find out about his mistake. Happily he turned the trimmer back on.
“Say good by to the hair Totchi.”
When they entered the studio the next day Toshiya got the reactions he had desired. Shinya smiled hastily and then got very busy fixing his drums. Kyo stared with unmasked dislike, then mumbled something about how he would go write a song about maggots eating the brains of certain idiots and the world being plunged into eternal darkness so he wouldn’t have to see such a disturbing thing again. Kaoru who just entered the room with his morning coffee froze, stared from Toshiya till Die and back till Toshiya, then said he had forgotten to put sugar in the coffee and left without saying another word
comments are love of course^^
Chapters: oneshot
Author:kill_my_sorrow
Genre: humor
Rating: PG-13
Bands: Dir en grey
Pairings/Characters: ToshiyaxDie
Warnings: language
Summary: Toshiya wants a haircut and asks Die for help…
Comments: Me and my friends have discussed Toshiyas new hairstyle for so long that I just had to write this xD
“What the hell…” was probably the sentence uttered by most Dir en Grey fans when they first lay eyes on Toshiyas new haircut. What had driven the bassist to do something so rash? A middle age crisis? A sudden need for attention? Or maybe it had something to do with the upcoming release of the new album.
People could speculate all they wanted, for there were only two people who knew the true reason….
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“Toshiya, please be reasonable. You can’t let him cut your hair, if you want your hair short just go to the hairdresser!”
“No I won’t. I’ve decided to save money this month so I trust Die to do a perfect job.”
“But he’s not using a scissor, he’s using a fucking hair trimmer! I wouldn’t let him near me with that thing…” Kyos eyes traveled from Die to the trimmer in his hand and back to Die again.
“Hey, you look at me like I’m gonna kill Totchi with this, I’ll just fix his hair, anybody can do that. Right Shinya?” The guitarist turned to the drummer who suddenly got a nervous expression on his otherwise calm features.
“Eh, I’m not saying you’re bad or anything, but when you volunteered to trim Miyus fur, well, it took some time for her to look normal again…”
The studio door swung open announcing Kaoru presence and Kyo immediately filled him in on what was going on. Die hoped the more mature man would at least have a little higher thoughts of him.
“Die’s giving him a haircut? Isn’t that kinda like letting that guy from Terror on Elm street fix your hair?” Kyo was now bending over, suffocating with laughter. All of this seemed to really piss Toshiya of though.
“Just shut up you dickheads! We’ll show you…” And with the bassist grabbed Die’s hand, dragging him out of the studio, slamming the door shut behind them. Kaoru and Shinya were both shaking their heads in doubt, and Kyo was bracing himself in for another laugh attack.
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Both of them were positioned in front of the big mirror in Toshiyas bedroom, the bassist placed on a chair in front of it, and a very nervous Die standing behind him, never lifting his eyes from the floor.
“I, I don’t think we should do this… maybe the others are right you know?”
“Babe, listen. Those guys are idiots. But I trust you, I know your good with your hands already…” Toshiya turned around, slowly dragging the other down into a soon to be passionate kiss. But much to the guitarists dismay it ended all too soon. “We’ll continue that later, that is, if you cut my hair.”
“Ok, fine. I’ll give you the best damn haircut of your life!” The bassist smiled, happy he had been able to give some encouragement to his boyfriend. “Alright, close your eyes then…” Die slowly turned the trimmer on and
put it to the others head. After a little while it actually looked perfectly fine, perfectly fine except for that part of hair close to the ear, it was too long. But after some adjustments that looked good as well, only now it was much shorter than the rest of the hair… The guitarist cursed under his breath. This damn thing is too slow, can’t you drive it any faster? much to his happiness he soon discovered he could turned it into an even higher gear. Oh yeah, now were talking! What Die didn’t know was that you probably shouldn’t use that speed unless you’re actually skilled, so when he put it in the hair once more a frightening sound emerged from the machine and a big wad of hair fell to the floor. In terror Die’s eyes wandered from the hair on the floor to the now bold spot on the side of Toshiyas head.
“Hey babe, everything ok?”
“Uhm…” Die hysterically tried to pull on the other hair so it would cover the spot, but to no good. Maybe if I could glue it back on… No, that won’t help! He was on the brink of going crazy, how the hell could he be so clumsy. The others are right, I’m a walking fucking disaster.
“Shave it off.” Die was quickly brought back from his thoughts. Had the other man seen what he had done? No, he’s eyes were still closed. “It will be my payback on those assholes, now they will have something to be shocked about for sure. But just shave half of it. You know it will be winter soon, don’t wanna get too cold.” Die wasn’t sure whether his lover was a genius or a complete moron. Either way he couldn’t have been more relieved. Now no one would find out about his mistake. Happily he turned the trimmer back on.
“Say good by to the hair Totchi.”
When they entered the studio the next day Toshiya got the reactions he had desired. Shinya smiled hastily and then got very busy fixing his drums. Kyo stared with unmasked dislike, then mumbled something about how he would go write a song about maggots eating the brains of certain idiots and the world being plunged into eternal darkness so he wouldn’t have to see such a disturbing thing again. Kaoru who just entered the room with his morning coffee froze, stared from Toshiya till Die and back till Toshiya, then said he had forgotten to put sugar in the coffee and left without saying another word
comments are love of course^^